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It Aint a Salad Without the Right Dressing *innuendo*

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Okay, everyone is getting very naughty in all the threads and I think it's time for another thread of concentrated naughtiness instead. Since we are currently chatting about how David dresses to the right (see evidence immediately following), we thought we'd dedicate this innuendo thread to that.

A few pictures from the banner thread to get everyone warmed up. *snickers at her double-entendre*

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ANNOUNCEMENT: This is officially a pornstache-free zone. If you post a pic of the pornstache, or the green spandex, or Uncle Pervy Rhino, or manage to find a 4th look that is unsexy on David, it will be removed. This thread is for pretties! And the dirty thoughts they inspire.

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why not just david dresses on the right? that was the first thought had as i saw the first pic u posted i said holy shit aloud!

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New title has to have something to do with "dressing"


How about this:

Touch...... It's not salad without the dressing

Laughing hystericall

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i had a salad tonight for diner with a plethora of creamy ranch dressing. i even went back for seconds on the dressing cause there wasnt enough. i like my salad saturated in thick creamy white liquedy ..omg that sounds disgusting and i didnt mean it to. i was just describing ranch...why am i here Run

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I'll NEVER be able to eat a salad the same again Kim..... LMAO!!!

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i had a salad tonight for diner with a plethora of creamy ranch dressing. i even went back for seconds on the dressing cause there wasnt enough. i like my salad saturated in thick creamy white liquedy ..omg that sounds disgusting and i didnt mean it to. i was just describing ranch...why am i here Run


:lol!: ROFLOLScared! I'm sure David can give you some extra dressing for that salad of yours.

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Man, I really love you guys!!! You're all so nice and perverted! It's wonderful to wake up to!! Awww Love Unfortunately, the brain is not fully engaged yet, so have to give this some thought and get back to this thread. You have certainly started my day out "right" (get it...).

Thanks Stacy for giving us a playground. Thank You!

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OK... so I saw this in the Manilla Spoilers thread... and yeah... it kind of belongs here. Fuck. *is dead*


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Hmmmm Now I'm thinking the name should be something with "playground" in it... hmmmm . Wow, the brain is beginning to engage! Astounding!!!

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Damn to wake up to this thread... I can't go back to sleep and now I really can't go to sleep with these images in my head!

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Tricia wrote:
New title has to have something to do with "dressing"


How about this:

Touch...... It's not salad without the dressing

Laughing hystericall


Yes! But the phrase "right dressing" actually fits there! cheers

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OK... so I saw this in the Manilla Spoilers thread... and yeah... it kind of belongs here. Fuck. *is dead*


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Whoa!!!Thud!love plodeThud!Whoa!!!

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I'm obsessed with this photo:


There's this extra seam in his jeans. It looks like he had to let them out there to make more room...

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Well This is a good way for me to Eat My Veggies . LaughingLaughing . I love This Stacey thanks .

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I love this salad dressing...so yummy !!! DroolDroolDrool


Meltlove plodeMelt

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Okay, I love the title!! Keep those pics coming. Now my brain has shifted to "work mode" so I can't come up with anything except boring work stuff regarding Remedial Investigations, or Data Usability Summary Reports. Ugh!!!
I work for an environmental consulting company, so my brain has to be on that line of thinking. It's really bad to have a perverted environmental remediation going on!!!! I think I might actually get fired for that!! Did I Say That?

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holy fuck this thread has left me a mindless drooling fool..can I have a bit of that salad with some yummy creamy dressing.

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May I dress the salad? Pretty please!!! Pretty please!!!



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Ok this salad definitely comes with the right dressing which is yummy to the last bite. Thud_old

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Did someone say the RIGHT dressing?

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STOPPPPPPP IIITTTTT, Barb!!!! You're killing me Angel Love



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Made wrote:
STOPPPPPPP IIITTTTT, Barb!!!! You're killing me Angel Love





LMAO if I wanted to kill you I would have posted it with the caption included!!

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I have a theory on the whole dressing to the right thing. Just take a look at this pic and see if you can guess what it is....

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Oh do you think because he likes to put his left hand on his thigh? LMAO

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datar164asa wrote:
Oh do you think because he likes to put his left hand on his thigh? LMAO


Umm yeah his thigh(or that general vicinity) that's it!

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*waiving frantically* left hand on left thigh doesn't... ehem... allow for left dressing...

Did I get it right? bounce

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You all are quick today!!

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So, first I was thinking the name of this thread is awesome LOL flag Then I said to myself, hmm...Dave seems to have gotten that Beyonce song mixed up. Then the lyric "everything you own in a box to the left" came to mind, which led me to recall a certain song Justin Timberlake once sang on SNL, which made me think of...never mind... Embarassed

Ummm...nice pictures... Run

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Starts singing ...
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
CensoredRun

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datar164asa wrote:


Ok this salad definitely comes with the right dressing which is yummy to the last bite. Thud_old


but seriously him with a white shirt and jeans makes me ummmm... Drool
And his dressing is perfect.

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datar164asa wrote:
Starts singing ...
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
CensoredRun


cheers My thoughts exactly! How many days until Christmas??? LOL flag

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well i think ive found my new sign. its going to be the title of this thread....

'david did u know..it aint salad withoug the right dressing!!'


do i needoto say it..guess i beter. IM KIDDING!!!

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I think we should do it this weekend. What do you think Kim? He would be what does that mean? How the hell would we answer that? Embarassed

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i know it might make some people not happy but i would totally do it at a bar show. he will be drinking, the band will be drinking, we will all be drinking. and on saturday we will get there so late we will be in the back anyway. so we will need a way to feel a part of the show. that sign would surely do it. id simply hold it up and have him look at me like WTF is that about?? love confusing the boy. now i would never yell up what it means even if he asked. id say see me after the show and ill let u know. id only explain it to him in private. and if i had enough drinks..lol

now id never as i mentioned id do it on tv or any public event with media coverage or something. but a ber..come on that would be funny as shit IMO!

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