RichardH 0 Posted August 24, 2011 The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing onehalf in front of his wife.He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two pilesand neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup downbetween them.As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them werelooking over and whispering.Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford isone meal for the two of them.'As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table andpolitely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharingeverything.People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sippingthe drink.Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another mealfor them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used tosharing everything.'Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with thenapkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet toeat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'She answered...... (Continue BELOW..... This is great)'THE TEETH.....'----------------- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
