awesomesauce

[Chocfishryum 0]

Mmkay this is from a book in the epilogue of Fang (a comment from Fang's blog)
(By the way... YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!!)

From Jess:
I'v been commenting on you blog for THREE YEARS now and you always answer other peoples stupid comments so now I'm going to ask questions until i get answered!:

DO YOU HAVE A JAMAICAN ACCENT?
No, Mon

DO YOU MOLT?
Gross.

WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN?
Dont know. "Angel what's my star sign?" She says Scorpio.

HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET?
No.

DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ANGRY?
Well, that's not really true...

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?
Can you see me doing the Soulja Boy?

DOES IGGY KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?
Gazzy does.

DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS?
No. Again,no.

DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR FEATHERS?
I don't know that they make bird kid feather products yet.

WHAT'S YOU FAVORITE MOVIE?
There are a bunch

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
I don't have favorites. They're too polarizing.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Max, when she showers.

DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY?
Not really.

IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME?

You might get kicked. But I'm used to people wanting me dead, so.

DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED? Doesn't everybody?

ARE YOU GOING EMO 'CAUSE ANGEL IS STEALING ALL THE POWERS?
Not really
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Eggs, bacon more bacon and toast.
DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
See above.

DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU?
Dudes don't die inside.

DO YOU LIKE MAX?
Duh.

DO YOU LIKE ME?
I think you're funny.

DOES IGGY LIKE ME?
Sure

DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY?
No.

IS IT ABOUT MAX?
Ahh. No.

IS IT ABOUT ARI?
Why do you assume I write depressing poetry?

IS IT ABOUT JEB?
Ahh.

ARE YOU GOING TO BLOCK THIS COMMENT?
Clearly, no.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
A Dirty Projectors T-shirt. Jeans.

DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
No freaking comment.

DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL?
Could I not find that comment personal?

DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES?
Yes, cheap ones.

DO YOU WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT? T
hat would make it hard to see.

DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US?
Huh?

DO YOU PREFER BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Whatever.

DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES?
Fanged creatures rock.

ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA?
Uhh...

WERE YOU EXPERIMENING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY?
Uhh...

WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU WERE GAY?
Yes.

DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU EMO?
No.

ARE YOU EMO?
Whatever.

DO YOU LIKE EGGS?
Yes. I had them for breakfast.

DO YOU LIKE EATING THINGS?
I love eating. I list it as a hobby.

DO YOU SECRETLY THINK YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

Do you secretly think I'm the sexiest person in the whole world?

DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX?
Eeek!

HAS ENGEL EVER READ YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WERE HAVING DIRTY THOUGHT
ABOUT MAX AND GONE "OMG" AND YOU WERE LIKE "D:"?
hahahahahahahahahahah

DO YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB?
He's okay, I guess.

DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHT ABOUT SPONGEBOB?
Definitely

CAN YOU COOK?
Iggy cooks.

DO YOU LIKE TO COOK?
I like to eat.

ARE YOU, LIKE, A HOUSEWIFE?
How on earth could I be like a housewife?

DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE INNER TURMOIL?

Isn't it obvious?

DO YOU WANT TO BE UNDA DA SEA?
I'm unda da stars.

DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT TOO LATE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE?
Sure.

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY POKER?
TV.

DO YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?
Totally.

OF COURSE YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE. DOES IGGY HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?
Yes.

CAN HE EVEN PLAY POKER?
Iggy beats me sometimes.

DO YOU LIKE POKING PEOPLE HARD?
Not really.

ARE YOU FANGALICIOUS?
I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.


It's kinda... weird....

[DemonicD3 0]

I have no idea what is going on here.

[Chocfishryum 0]

DemonicD3 wrote:

I have no idea what is going on here.

It's jjust random comments from this person in this book who never got her comments answered so she asked heaps all in one... If that makes sense...