Funniest qoutes

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I opened this thread so you can share the funniest quote you heard in shows, movies, cartoons etc.

London(to Mr. Moseby): I want stop bothering you till you learn to relax, like you bothered me till I learned the alphabet.
Mr. Moseby: But it took 14 years!
London: Now I know my ABDs!
(From: The suite life of Zack and Cody)

Ash: Cartoons are better than real life. Nothing falls on your head. (Spotlight falls on his head) I stand corrected.
Derek: Note to self, next time glue the spotlight with TWO chewed bubblegums.
(From: I'm in the Band)