Doctor

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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor asks: "What happened?"
Woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start Swishing it
in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to
bed and is a sleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh
and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and
swished, and he didn't touch me!" How does the tea do that??

Doctor said: "The tea does nothing at all, its just keeping your mouth shut
that does the trick"

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