xmas joke (rude but not offensive)

[firehawk 0]

The night before Xmas throughout the house,
we were all fucked,
even the mouse.

Dad at the brothel,
mum with uncle Frank,
I'd settled down
for a nice slow wank.

Outside the house
I heard a right clatter,
I let go of my cock
to see what was the matter.

Out on the lawn
I saw a big dick,
I knew right away
It was old St Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
The big fat fucker,
I think he fell.

He filled all our stockings with sweets and beer,
and a big rubber cock
for my brother, the queer.

He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart,
the big fat c**t
blew the house apart.

He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight,
Shouting, I'll be back next year, have a hell of a night.

Merry Xmas.

[RichardH 0]

good old Santa