Legionnaire

Should be about 50 of us jocks comming down for this ...we are booked in for the 11.00-12.00 slot.......... see you all there

Thanks and well done to all who have made this forum a good place to be.............. Wishing you all a Happy New Year and look foreward to having a blether and maybe meeting up some time. Mo and Annette

Totally agree Grumpy...... and i would add a ban from driving for life ????? There are no excuses................ Mo

Sorry to hear that mate.....Yeh my boss must be related to yours....he's an ar$e as well............ Mo

Anyone going to Wooton Basset (3rd April) See you there.... Mo

If any of you guys are comming to the Scottish Bike Show (12-13th March) Pop into the Goldwing stand or the Royal British Legion Scotland Riders stand and say hello............. Mo

If any of you guys are going to the RTTW next year it would be nice to say hello.................. Mo

I would like to wish you all a very merry christmas and a happy new year...................... Keep it upright Mo

https://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Z2mf8DtWWd8

There you go..... told you they are no slouches, just listen to those foot pegs scraping.

Have you seen those youtube films from either america or canada two wings going down a mountain road flat out ( very scary ) Although it's a big heavy bike you will be surprised just how much you can throw it about around the bandies once you get confident with the weight and there is plenty of torque to get you out of trouble.... But of course it's forte is long rides in comfort..... and once you youngsters have stopped playing with your toys (lol) you will appreciate the comfort....... Mo

Marriage Humour Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ------------------------------- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?' Wife: 'Yes or no.' Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' ------------------------------ Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' ________________________________ A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' ------------------------------------------------------------ A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied I like your sense of humour?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Husbands are husbands A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on' the wife apologized and went on with the housework.. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied.. 'Your horse phoned'

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead... Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church.... But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no telling' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?' Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

This lorry driver sat eating his egg and chips in a transport cafe, when ten Hells Angels walked in. They walked up to the lorry driver, started eating his dinner and drinking his tea. The lorry driver just stood up and walked out. The Hells Angel leader walked up to the counter and sticking his chest out said "He wasn't much of a man was he?" "No" said the cafe manager, "he wasn't much of a lorry driver either, he's just reversed over ten motorbikes!"

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!' St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 'Couple of minutes ago.'