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  2. The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin (1973) "Personal Conduct"
  3. Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. Oprah Winfrey, in Good Housekeeping Now this, is what honor and integrity is all about. Do things, not for acknowledgement, not for praise. DO it anyway, even when others will know about it, or NOT!
  4. This is one of my very favorite of all the movie clip Presentation, I have seen. I hope you enjoy it as well. Just click on view presentation. https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/
  5. A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.” “My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
  6. Farts and 2 fingers Herman and Martha were happily married for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up Martha and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air. Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping one in the morning. Herman told her that he couldn't help it. She begged him to visit a doctor to see if anything could be done, but the husband wouldn't hear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function, and then he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes away with her hands. She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out." The years went by and Martha continued to suffer and Herman continued to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out" until one Christmas morning. Before dawn, Martha went downstairs to prepare the family feast. She fixed Christmas pudding, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey. While she was taking out the turkeys innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem. With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into a bowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husband would awake. While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back the covers and then gently pulled back her husband's jockey shorts. She then placed all of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulled them up, replaced the covers and tiptoed back downstairs to finish preparing the family meal. Several hours later she heard Herman awake with his normal loud ass trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairs bathroom. Martha could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up as she rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with him she had finally gotten even. About twenty minutes later, Herman came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit her lip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was the matter. "Honey, " he said. "You were right - all those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked Martha. "Well, you always told me that I would end up farting my guts out one of these days and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them all back in."
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  9. This one is sweet. Hmmm, how do you post youtube videos, too show HERE. Not a link? If I could catch a Rainbow Thank you so very much slgray, for the help, I appreciate it!
  10. Wondering how this world it sometimes, I like these mini clips... Even Now
  11. Thoughtful, thought provoking mini clip Wonder of it all
  12. Something soothing, calming, Right Now
  13. And Elderly couple were in church, when the wife turns too the husband and say's, "I have just done a silent fart, what should I do?" The Husband responds, "Put new batteries in your hearing aid."
  14. This music moves me, it resounds within me. I do not know why, only a few do so. Hmmm, I wonder if I can find The good, the bad and the ugly theme's on youtube. THEY moved me too in the late 70's... If I find those, I will post later...
  15. Oh my Goodness, this took me way way back and I STILL love it.
  16. Funny, I keep saying, I shouldn't have started looking... Last one I hope...
  17. Nope, couldn't stop, looked for all my favorites, here is another one.
  18. Lord, I am in heaven here on earth, right here in my little old room. I thank you for giving me this day... to listen too these once more... Sorry, I think I mentioned that these move me... heart and soul.
  19. Many of these were added too, "tags" and shared on face book. If I like them I wrote them down. NONE of them had an author to them, I know someone out there wrote them. If you know who, let me know. I will add their names, beneath the saying, in order too give them credit. ----------------- Before you judge my life or my character ... Walk in my shoes, walk the path I have traveled, live my sorrow, my doubts, my fear, my pain, my laughter ...!!! And then you can judge me! Remember, Judge not lest ye be judged. Words said without thought only cause pain, where kindness goes a long way. Everyone has their own story. ----------------- Did you know that the people that seem the strongest are usually the most sensitive?~Did you know that the people who exhibit the most kindness are usually the first to get mistreated? ~Did you know the ones who take care of others all the time are usually the ones that need it the most? ~ Did you know the 3 hardest things to say are: I love you, I'm sorry and Help me? ----------------- Don't rush thru life. Don't take the ones who love you for granted. One day you will come to the end of your race and realize the moments you lost forever. Make each day count and let those you love know you love them. ----------------- This is for all the strong people,who have made it through so much in life: I am strong because I have been brought to my knees in weakness during my life. I'm compassionate because I have known suffering. I am alive because I am full of passion and a fighter. I am wise because I've been fooled many times. And I can laugh because I have known sadness and sadness did not win. ----------------- One person can not carry everything on their shoulders alone.Maybe you've put yourself in that place or others have put you there. Either way it will break you down eventually. It may look like your holding it all together on the outside when your falling apart on the inside.While taking care of everyone else you might loose yourself. Needing help doesn't mean your helpless just means your human. ----------------- Forgiveness is NOT forgetting. They say "forgive & forget." However, true & genuine forgiveness happens while the wounds inflicted upon us by those we choose to forgive are still painful & unforgettable. Forgiveness does not turn back the clock & undo the damage or erase the scars. On the contrary true forgiveness is a conscious choice we make to live with permanent scars that will continually remind us of what they did to us, but choosing not to hold it against them. ----------------- There are moments in life when you wish you could bring someone down from Heaven and spend the day with them just one more time. Give them one more hug, kiss them goodbye or hear their voice again. One more chance to say "I Love You". ----------------- It's not enough to dream big & imagine great things. Everyone created mind does that. Turning dreams into reality requires; burning desire to stir you into action; boldness to face massive obstacles; unshakable & fearless faith to take risks; willingness to do whatever it takes & believing that “I can do all things through Christ who strengthen me.” Phil 4:13. ----------------- Sandra Scotland shared this with me. NICE one I had forgotten. Thanks Sandra. Footprints In The Sand One night I dreamed a dream. As I was walking along the beach with my Lord. Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, One belonging to me and one to my Lord. After the last scene of my life flashed before me, I looked back at the footprints in the sand. I noticed that at many times along the path of my life, especially at the very lowest and saddest times, there was only one set of footprints. This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it. "Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints. I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me." He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you Never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you." -----------------
  20. Summer Time Energy saver tip. Landscaping: Plant fast or slow growing shade trees around your home, Close to windows and high enough to go over roofs, it is 5% cooler under a shade tree then otherwise, which can reduce your homes cooling costs considerably. Depending on the number of trees that you plant around your landscape Fast growing trees do not live as long nor are they as strong as slow growing trees, so decide what type of tree you will need by your region. Northern states or countries can use fast growing trees, Southern states should build slower growing trees, they survive better in the heat. ************************************************ Windows and other house openings: Warm-Climate Window Tips Install white window shades, drapes, or blinds to reflect heat away from the house. Close curtains on south- and west-facing windows during the day. Install awnings on south- and west-facing windows. Apply sun-control or other reflective films on south-facing windows to reduce solar gain. $ Long-Term Savings Tip: Installing new, high-performance windows will improve your home's energy performance. While it may take many years for new windows to pay off in energy savings, the benefits of added comfort and improved aesthetics and functionality may make the investment worth it to you. Today, many new window technologies are available that are worth considering. Glazing materials (the glass part of the window) now come with a variety of selective coatings and other features; frames are available in aluminum, wood, vinyl, fiber glass, or combinations of these materials. Each type of glazing material and frame has advantages and disadvantages. Save energy, by sealing off door openings with weather striping, chalking windows and cracks. By letting hot air from outside in and letting cool air from inside get out... Air leaks could account for as much as 30 percent of your energy bill.
  21. Acronyms: If you have newer Acronyms, add them all here. These I found on AOL in the year 2000 and a whole lot has changed since then. Here we go.... 2U2 = To You, Too AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact AFAIK = As Far As I Know AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned AFAICT = As Far As I Can Tell AFK = Away From Keyboard ASAP = As Soon As Possible BAK = Back At Keyboard BBL = Be Back Later BITMT = But In The Meantime BOT = Back On Topic BRB = Be Right Back BTW = By the way C4N = Ciao For Now CRS = Can't Remember "Stuff" CU = See You CUL(8R) = See You Later CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time CYA = See Ya DITYID = Did I Tell You I'm Distressed? DIY = Do It Yourself EOD = End Of Discussion EZ = Easy F2F = Face To Face FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions FBOW = For Better Or Worse FOAF = Friend Of A Friend FOCL = Falling Off Chair Laughing FWIW = For What It's Worth FYA = For Your Amusement FYI = For Your Information /ga = Go Ahead GAL = Get A Life GBTW = Get Back To Work GFC = Going For Coffee GFETE = Grinning From Ear To Ear GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike GR&D = Grinning, Running & Ducking GTG = Got To Go GTGTTBR = Got To Go To The Bathroom GTRM = Going To Read Mail HAND = Have A Nice Day HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding HTH = Hope This Helps IAC = In Any Case IAE = In Any Event IC = I See IDGI = I Don't Get It IMCO = In My Considered Opinion IMHO = In My Humble Opinion IMNSHO = in My Not So Humble Opinion IMO = In My Opinion IMPE = In My Previous/Personal Experience IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion IOTTMCO = Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer IOW = In Other Words IRL = In Real Life ISP = Internet Service Provider IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean JIC = Just In Case J/K = Just kidding KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid L8TR = Later LD = Later Dude LOL = Laughing Out Loud LTNS = Long Time No See MorF = Male or Female, or person who asks that question MTCW = My Two Cents Worth NRN = No Reply Necessary ONNA = Oh No, Not Again! OTOH = On The Other Hand OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head OIC = Oh I See OTF = On The Floor OLL = Online Love PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms PLS = Please PU = That Stinks! REHI = Hello Again (re-Hi!) ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing ROTF = Rolling On The Floor ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing RSN = Real Soon Now RTDox = Read The Documentation/Directions RTFM = Read The Frickin' Manual RUOK = Are You OK? SNAFU = Situation Normal; All Fouled Up SO = Significant Other SOL = Smiling Out Loud (or You're Out of Luck) TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TAFN = That's All For Now TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It THX = Thanks TIA = Thanks In Advance TLK2UL8R = Talk to you later TMK = To My Knowledge TOS = Terms Of Service TPTB = The Powers That Be TSWC = Tell Someone Who Cares TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge TTFN = Ta-Ta For Now TTYL(8R) = Talk To You Later TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern Txs = Thanks URL = Web Page Address w/b = Welcome Back w/o = Without WRT = With Regard To WTG = Way To Go WU? = What's Up? WWW = World Wide Web WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get Y2K = Year 2000 YGIAGAM = Your Guess Is As Good As Mine YGWYPF = You Get What You Pay For YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary ZZZ = Sleeping You'll notice that different chat communities can develop different 'dialects' or accents. If you see an acronym or smiley used, you can figure it's pretty safe to use it yourself. If you use acronyms and the majority of people in the room don't seem to understand, it's probably not something commonly used in that community. Some chats on AOL use protocol. That means that rather than having an open chat where everyone talks at once, a host leads the chat. If you have a question, you type ? If you have a comment, you use ! Then you wait for the host to acknowledge you. It's also common to send a /ga For "go ahead" into the room indicating that you've finished with your question or comment.
  22. Typed Smilies You may encounter differents sets of smileys, depending on location and sometimes server... While no one set of emoticons is necessarily complete, this list should cover most of the traditional smileys. If you have others and would like too share, add them here. 0:) or 0:-) = Angel :II or :-II = Angry :@ or :-@ = Angry or screaming >:-( = Angry, annoyed |-I = Asleep =) or ;-)=)= Big grin :1 or :-1 = Bland face or :-o = Bored :c or :-c = Bummed out :'( or :'-)= Crying/sad :> or :-> = Devilish grin :6 or :-6 = Eating something sour }) or }-) = Evil :] or :-] = Friendly or :-( = Frowning :/ or :-/ = Frustrated or 8-) = Glasses or :-D = Grinning { } = Hug :*) or :-*) = Kiss or :-x = Kissing )) or :-))) = Laughing or double chin :.) or :.-) = Laughing tears :$ or :-$ = Mouth wired shut :X or :-X = Mute :l or :-I = Not talking :Y or :-Y = Quiet aside :[ or :-[ = Real downer :< or :-< = Sad :> or:-> = Sarcastic B) or B-) = Shades = or =:-) = Shocked :Z or :-Z = Sleeping or :-) = Smiling :O or :-O = Surprised ) or :-() = Talking or :-P = Tongue out :& or :-& = Tongue-tied I) or I-) = Trekkie :^( = Unhappy, looking away or ;-)= Winking :} or :-} = Wry smile Not all smileys are used to express emotions. Sometimes, people have too much free time on their hands and create emoticons for the famous and the simply bizarre. You may never find a use for the following smileys, way to funny to ignore _O-) = Aquanaut := = Baboon @:-] = Baby =:-) = Bad hair day (:-) = Bald ) = Boxer's nose *) = Bozo the Clown :-{#} = Braces :-E = Bucktoothed Vampire :-F = Bucktoothed Vampire with one tooth missing cl:-= = Charlie Chaplin C=:-) = Chef %-) = Cross-eyed O-) = Cyclops #-) = Dead <:-) =="" dunce's="Dunce's" hat }:-> = The Devil :-[ = Dracula :-3 = Has eaten a lemon
  23. Alt and Control keys To do this: Then Press this: To do this: Display Internet Explorer Help, or when in a dialog box, display context Help on an item. Then Press this: F1 To do this: Toggle between full-screen and regular views of the browser window. Then Press this: F11 To do this: Move forward through the items on a Web page, the Address bar, and the Links bar. Then Press this: TAB To do this: Move back through the items on a Web page, the Address bar, and the Links bar. Then Press this: SHIFT+TAB To do this: Go to your Home page. Then Press this: ALT+HOME To do this: Go to the next page. Then Press this: ALT+RIGHT ARROW To do this: Go to the previous page. Then Press this: ALT+LEFT ARROW or BACKSPACE To do this: Display a shortcut menu for a link. Then Press this: SHIFT+F10 To do this: Move forward between frames. Then Press this: CTRL+TAB or F6 To do this: Move back between frames. Then Press this: SHIFT+CTRL+TAB To do this: Scroll toward the beginning of a document. Then Press this: UP ARROW To do this: Scroll toward the end of a document. Then Press this: DOWN ARROW To do this: Scroll toward the beginning of a document in larger increments. Then Press this: PAGE UP To do this: Scroll toward the end of a document in larger increments. Then Press this: PAGE DOWN To do this: Move to the beginning of a document. Then Press this: HOME To do this: Move to the end of a document. Then Press this: END To do this: Find on this page. Then Press this: CTRL+F To do this: Refresh the current Web page. Then Press this: F5 or CTRL+R To do this: Refresh the current Web page, even if the time stamp for the Web version and your locally stored version are the same. Then Press this: CTRL+F5 To do this: Stop downloading a page. Then Press this: ESC To do this: Go to a new location. Then Press this: CTRL+O or CTRL+L To do this: Open a new window. Then Press this: CTRL+N To do this: Close the current window. Then Press this: CTRL+W To do this: Save the current page. Then Press this: CTRL+S To do this: Print the current page or active frame. Then Press this: CTRL+P To do this: Activate a selected link. Then Press this: ENTER To do this: Open the Search bar. Then Press this: CTRL+E To do this: Open the Favorites bar. Then Press this: CTRL+I To do this: Open the History bar. Then Press this: CTRL+H To do this: In the History or Favorites bars, open multiple folders. Then Press this: CTRL+click Using Print Preview To do this Press this Set printing options and print the page. ALT+P Change paper, headers and footers, orientation, and margins for this page. ALT+U Display the first page to be printed. ALT+HOME Display the previous page to be printed. ALT+LEFT ARROW Type the number of the page you want displayed. ALT+A Display the next page to be printed. ALT+RIGHT ARROW Display the last page to be printed. ALT+END Zoom out. ALT+MINUS Zoom in. ALT+PLUS Display a list of zoom percentages. ALT+Z Specify how you want frames to print. This option is available only if you are printing a Web page that uses frames. ALT+F Close Print Preview. ALT+C Using the Address bar To do this Press this Select the text in the Address bar. ALT+D Display a list of addresses you've typed. F4 When in the Address bar, move the cursor left to the next logical break in the address (period or slash). CTRL+LEFT ARROW When in the Address bar, move the cursor right to the next logical break in the address (period or slash). CTRL+RIGHT ARROW Add "www." to the beginning and ".com" to the end of the text typed in the Address bar. CTRL+ENTER Move forward through the list of AutoComplete matches. UP ARROW Move back through the list of AutoComplete matches. DOWN ARROW Working with favorites To do this Press this Add the current page to your favorites. CTRL+D Open the Organize Favorites dialog box. CTRL+B Move selected item up in the Favorites list in the Organize Favorites dialog box. ALT+UP ARROW Move selected item down in the Favorites list in the Organize Favorites dialog box. ALT+DOWN ARROW Editing To do this Press this Remove the selected items and copy them to the Clipboard. CTRL+X Copy the selected items to the Clipboard. CTRL+C Insert the contents of the Clipboard at the selected location. CTRL+V Select all items on the current Web page. CTRL+A
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