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    Sunset Timeline covers

    While some images ARE the same, they will range in size. My preference is 500x200, some of these are larger.
  2. The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin (1973) "Personal Conduct"
  3. Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. Oprah Winfrey, in Good Housekeeping Now this, is what honor and integrity is all about. Do things, not for acknowledgement, not for praise. DO it anyway, even when others will know about it, or NOT!
  4. This is one of my very favorite of all the movie clip Presentation, I have seen. I hope you enjoy it as well. Just click on view presentation. https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/
  5. A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.” “My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
  6. Farts and 2 fingers Herman and Martha were happily married for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up Martha and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air. Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping one in the morning. Herman told her that he couldn't help it. She begged him to visit a doctor to see if anything could be done, but the husband wouldn't hear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function, and then he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes away with her hands. She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out." The years went by and Martha continued to suffer and Herman continued to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out" until one Christmas morning. Before dawn, Martha went downstairs to prepare the family feast. She fixed Christmas pudding, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey. While she was taking out the turkeys innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem. With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into a bowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husband would awake. While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back the covers and then gently pulled back her husband's jockey shorts. She then placed all of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulled them up, replaced the covers and tiptoed back downstairs to finish preparing the family meal. Several hours later she heard Herman awake with his normal loud ass trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairs bathroom. Martha could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up as she rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with him she had finally gotten even. About twenty minutes later, Herman came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit her lip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was the matter. "Honey, " he said. "You were right - all those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked Martha. "Well, you always told me that I would end up farting my guts out one of these days and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them all back in."
  7. https://youtu.be/dtP2P54Zt5c[code] https://youtu.be/dtP2P54Zt5c[/.code]
  8. https://youtu.be/dtP2P54Zt5c
  9. This one is sweet. Hmmm, how do you post youtube videos, too show HERE. Not a link? If I could catch a Rainbow Thank you so very much slgray, for the help, I appreciate it!
  10. Wondering how this world it sometimes, I like these mini clips... Even Now
  11. Thoughtful, thought provoking mini clip Wonder of it all
  12. Something soothing, calming, Right Now
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