lea75 0 Posted June 16, 2010 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring Of course...it's Global Warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. . Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xPink.Pixel.Princessx 0 Posted June 16, 2010 Hahah...those are actually quite good...I know another version to mary had a little lamb but.....Its get curse words in it...Well...this word is a nother word for a donkey but i wont say it anywyas haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smorkle 0 Posted June 17, 2010 lea75 wrote:Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread.OMG!!! that is so bad!!! ba ha ha ha!!but i like it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasijab 0 Posted June 17, 2010 You forgot Twinkle Twinkle Little Star GRANDAD drives a rusty car (not nanna!)can't remeber the rest but thats my favourite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 17, 2010 maybe there should be a notice saying "WARNING, readers discretion is advised."note: no lambs were harmed in the making of this nursery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
