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"BUSTED..... The Nursery?!?!?!?" *INNUENDO*

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Well, David's Mansion has been overrun with Sofa Girls babies...................We just added the Nursery.

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Hey Hunt the thing you were talking about with Archie,
Archie seems too nice to do that.
Hes so sweet.
Aww
I love him.

So does that mean Brooke is officially in the mansion too, people were talking about her being the nanny.

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Sure!! Brooke is the official SG Nanny who controls the apparent mulititude of babies that suddenly cropped up!!


Archie was being taught to be in control....and how to punish, should the need arise... that lack of control, HIS way, like grounding and taking things away.


HAVE AT IT GIRLS!!

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Well, I guess I should add our babies to the official nursery thread......hahahahahaha!

Princess Cook and Master Cook, Jr.

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Hey Hunt the thing you were talking about with Archie,
Archie seems too nice to do that.
Hes so sweet.
Aww
I love him.

So does that mean Brooke is officially in the mansion too, people were talking about her being the nanny.


I think so Callie.. and she'll help us at the nusery...
We're now with almost 100 babies... and if depends from sofa-girls will... this number is growing more and more...
I think Brooke will need some help...

ROFLOLROFLOL

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I brought my babies too !!!
Princess Ashley and My lil rock-star Noah...


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Angel peeks in the front door of the mansion. She is confused as she hears the sounds of crying babies EVERYWHERE!

EA: WTF happened here? I was only gone a little while.

DC: Bbbbabies. Bbbbbunches of bbbabies. You didn't have one, did you?

EA: Uh...no. No babies for this girl - with ANYONE!

DC: Angel, I think I love you.

EA: Uh...I don't THINK so. You are one potent man. I don't even want to be in the same room with you right now.

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Angel peeks in the front door of the mansion. She is confused as she hears the sounds of crying babies EVERYWHERE!

EA: WTF happened here? I was only gone a little while.

DC: Bbbbabies. Bbbbbunches of bbbabies. You didn't have one, did you?

EA: Uh...no. No babies for this girl - with ANYONE!

DC: Angel, I think I love you.

EA: Uh...I don't THINK so. You are one potent man. I don't even want to be in the same room with you right now.


:lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:

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This thread could get very interesting. Will we need an explanation of how all these babies got here so fast?

Hey EA, how are you?

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EA: Yeah, I know, DC. It smells like dirty diapers in here. Ewwww!!!!!

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Hi CA and Piper! Babies??!!!! You all made babies! They are such smelly, loud, demanding little .... things. I think I'll just go to my room and lock the door. This girl ain't changin' no diapers or burpin' no babies. Can't take a chance of getting spit-up on my soft smexy wings.

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Here's Madison:

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And Dennis (such a Menace)

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EveAngelical wrote:
Hi CA and Piper! Babies??!!!! You all made babies! They are such smelly, loud, demanding little .... things. I think I'll just go to my room and lock the door. This girl ain't changin' no diapers or burpin' no babies. Can't take a chance of getting spit-up on my soft smexy wings.


What wings? There aren't any wings on your back?!!? scratch

DENNIS!!!! Did you shred Miss Eve's wings?!?!?!?!

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PP: Brooke, you forgot the babies stuff at the mansion... you need to come back there to piclk the diapers, cream, lotions, the babies clothes...

BRO: Piper, the nursery is a mess !!! We don't have enough space, and the babies don't stop to arrive...like a epidemy !!!
Master Cook, as EA told you... You're a potent man..
You need to control yourself !
Otherwise we will need another nursery sooner than you can think...

DC: It's not my fault BRO, I gave anticonceptional pills to the SG, but they are always cheating me and don't take the pills so... we have this baby-boom-chaos !
How could I have peace to finish composing my songs and record my album !!
At each baby that was born I'll need to sell more albuns to support them and their
SG moms...

BRO: Poor Master Cook !!! ROFLOL

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EA: Its too late for crying, DC; I suggest heavy drinking.

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huntwork wrote:
EveAngelical wrote:
Hi CA and Piper! Babies??!!!! You all made babies! They are such smelly, loud, demanding little .... things. I think I'll just go to my room and lock the door. This girl ain't changin' no diapers or burpin' no babies. Can't take a chance of getting spit-up on my soft smexy wings.


What wings? There aren't any wings on your back?!!? scratch

DENNIS!!!! Did you shred Miss Eve's wings?!?!?!?!



Yikes

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huntwork wrote:
EveAngelical wrote:
Hi CA and Piper! Babies??!!!! You all made babies! They are such smelly, loud, demanding little .... things. I think I'll just go to my room and lock the door. This girl ain't changin' no diapers or burpin' no babies. Can't take a chance of getting spit-up on my soft smexy wings.


What wings? There aren't any wings on your back?!!? scratch

DENNIS!!!! Did you shred Miss Eve's wings?!?!?!?!


ROFLOL

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EA: Hey! Don't give ME that face! I took my pills like the good little Angel I am. *bat bat*

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EA: Its too late for crying, DC; I suggest heavy drinking.



ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL

Poor baby.If he knew it before. LOL Face

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I'm concerned about your parenting skills, DC. You shouldn't try and steal the soccer ball from this poor little boy.

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And don't take it out on the poor teddy bear; it is not YOURS.



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Now that we have all these babies around I guess I can't blast DC's music anymore.

I'll drive them around if you want though!

Hm...maybe I've had too much sugar today. I can't be serious about anything.

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PrissyCOOKieBR wrote:
EveAngelical wrote:



EA: Its too late for crying, DC; I suggest heavy drinking.



ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL

Poor baby.If he knew it before. LOL Face





Now you're catching on!

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DC: Piper could came here and take our kids to bed ??
I need to finish my recording work !!!
If you don't come here now ... you know what would happen to you. Don't you ?


PP: Ok Master !!!
Ashley ... Noah... give Daddy a kiss....
You need go to sleep now...
Don't cry... Daddy needs to work..
Master ...they don't want to leave you...
What can I do ???

DC: You want to driving me crazy...ok ??
Bunch of crying babies...
The Nanny is not here...
I think my album will not get ready at November 18th...
OMG !!!

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Now that we have all these babies around I guess I can't blast DC's music anymore.

I'll drive them around if you want though!

Hm...maybe I've had too much sugar today. I can't be serious about anything.




THAT PIC WAS TOO DARN BIG!!! GRRRR!!!



No driving, Callie! But the music ... if these are my kids, they want it CRANKED UP!

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Now that we have all these babies around I guess I can't blast DC's music anymore.

I'll drive them around if you want though!

Hm...maybe I've had too much sugar today. I can't be serious about anything.




No driving, Callie! But the music ... if these are my kids, they want it CRANKED UP!


Callie? scratch

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@Piper wrote:
DC: Piper could came here and take our kids to bed ??
I need to finish my recording work !!!
If you don't come here now ... you know what would happen to you. Don't you ?


PP: Ok Master !!!
Ashley ... Noah... give Daddy a kiss....
You need go to sleep now...
Don't cry... Daddy needs to work..
Master ...they don't want to leave you...
What can I do ???

DC: You want to driving me crazy...ok ??
Bunch of crying babies...
The Nanny is not here...
I think my album will not get ready at November 18th...
OMG !!!




ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL

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EveAngelical wrote:
Now that we have all these babies around I guess I can't blast DC's music anymore.

I'll drive them around if you want though!

Hm...maybe I've had too much sugar today. I can't be serious about anything.




No driving, Callie! But the music ... if these are my kids, they want it CRANKED UP!


Callie? scratch



I mean .... CA! All of this crying has unnerved me!

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All together now ............ AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aww, it's ok. *gives DC a big hug* They'll stop eventually.

I have a feeling this could all end up as a bad dream somehow, unless we're going to keep the babies in the mansion.

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All together now ............ AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PP: Oh Master !!!
That's your's and Eve's boy ??? He is so cute !!!
You look like a very proud Daddy with your boy !

DC: Mine ?? No way !!! WTF
This kid is not my son !!!
It's Eve baby, but is not my fault !!!!
Maybe one the sofa-boys...
I have a guess that MJ is the one...
scratch

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@Piper wrote:
EveAngelical wrote:

All together now ............ AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PP: Oh Master !!!
That's your's and Eve's boy ??? He is so cute !!!
You look like a very proud Daddy with your boy !

DC: Mine ?? No way !!! WTF
This kid is not my son !!!
It's Eve baby, but is not my fault !!!!
Maybe one the sofa-boys...
I have a guess that MJ is the one...
scratch



EA: Oh noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its not MY baby! I am a good little pill taker. No babies for this girl! Proof is in the picture, DC. Its NOT a picture of ME holding a baby, after all!

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They better not be any worse than the "baby simulator" I had to take care of last year. I wanted to murder the thing for not letting me sleep.

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They better not be any worse than the "baby simulator" I had to take care of last year. I wanted to murder the thing for not letting me sleep.


Welcome to parenthood. And it doesn't stop when they are older...

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EveAngelical wrote:
@Piper wrote:
EveAngelical wrote:

All together now ............ AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PP: Oh Master !!!
That's your's and Eve's boy ??? He is so cute !!!
You look like a very proud Daddy with your boy !

DC: Mine ?? No way !!! WTF
This kid is not my son !!!
It's Eve baby, but is not my fault !!!!
Maybe one the sofa-boys...
I have a guess that MJ is the one...
scratch


EA: Oh noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its not MY baby! I am a good little pill taker. No babies for this girl! Proof is in the picture, DC. Its NOT a picture of ME holding a baby, after all!


PP: Master !!! Are you cheating us ?? EA is right.. It's you holding the boy...
He is yours... Same big head !!! No doubt is a Cookie Baby !

DC: Okay ! I must confess you...
It's my boy but I don't know who is the mom.
She left him at the doorway with a message asking me and the SGs to take care of him...
So that's it...
Not enough SG's babies now I have a child with a girl I do not know who is.

PP: Master... Don't punish me for this but...
You are a very naughty boy... You've been making babies everywhere !!!
Non-Stop ???
Maybe this boy is Billie Jean's ?
And her kid is really your son ?? :lol!: Did I Say That?

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But, Piper, he told us that the "kid is not my son". Would DC lie?

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Piper's gonna get busted! Piper's gonna get busted!!!

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Well I would just like Master Cook to know, I never had that real baby...it was an uh project.
Yeah.
Because I am only 16 and Im too young to have a kid.
Im out of my rebellious mood.

Wow, I was only gone for a few hours and two pages already.

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Worse! She's going to be made to *gasp* BABYSIT!!!!!!

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Well I would just like Master Cook to know, I never had that real baby...it was an uh project.
Yeah.
Because I am only 16 and Im too young to have a kid.
Im out of my rebellious mood.

Wow, I was only gone for a few hours and two pages already.


Amen, sister! I'm 24 and too young to have a kid. And when I'm 44, I'll be saying I'm too ... something ... to have a kid.

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EveAngelical wrote:
DC would NEVER lie!


Like a rug!


Ummm, okay, so he's all rolled up into this GIGANTIC ROLLED RUG?

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Hence the need for chloroform, rope, handcuffs and duct tape. Oops! Wrong thread!!! *EVILLAUGHIREALLYHAVETOPAYMOREATTENTION*

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NO...........Men would lie like rugs - about babies especially. OK, feeling a tinge cynical tonight.

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Well I would just like Master Cook to know, I never had that real baby...it was an uh project.
Yeah.
Because I am only 16 and Im too young to have a kid.
Im out of my rebellious mood.

Wow, I was only gone for a few hours and two pages already.


Mine will only be projects too, since they can't be real. It's would be wierd anyway, not to mention illegal.

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Well I would just like Master Cook to know, I never had that real baby...it was an uh project.
Yeah.
Because I am only 16 and Im too young to have a kid.
Im out of my rebellious mood.

Wow, I was only gone for a few hours and two pages already.


Mine will only be projects too, since they can't be real. It's would be wierd anyway, not to mention illegal.


Don't forget to add "and a reallllllllllly bad idea" Smile

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