Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 Well, David's Mansion has been overrun with Sofa Girls babies...................We just added the Nursery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CallieOheartscook 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Hey Hunt the thing you were talking about with Archie, Archie seems too nice to do that. Hes so sweet. Aww I love him. So does that mean Brooke is officially in the mansion too, people were talking about her being the nanny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 Sure!! Brooke is the official SG Nanny who controls the apparent mulititude of babies that suddenly cropped up!! Archie was being taught to be in control....and how to punish, should the need arise... that lack of control, HIS way, like grounding and taking things away. HAVE AT IT GIRLS!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kikimd 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Well, I guess I should add our babies to the official nursery thread......hahahahahaha! Princess Cook and Master Cook, Jr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piper 0 Posted October 12, 2008 @CallieOheartscook wrote:Hey Hunt the thing you were talking about with Archie, Archie seems too nice to do that. Hes so sweet. Aww I love him. So does that mean Brooke is officially in the mansion too, people were talking about her being the nanny. I think so Callie.. and she'll help us at the nusery... We're now with almost 100 babies... and if depends from sofa-girls will... this number is growing more and more... I think Brooke will need some help... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie_addict16 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Expect two more sometime tonight or tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piper 0 Posted October 12, 2008 I brought my babies too !!! Princess Ashley and My lil rock-star Noah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 Angel peeks in the front door of the mansion. She is confused as she hears the sounds of crying babies EVERYWHERE! EA: WTF happened here? I was only gone a little while. DC: Bbbbabies. Bbbbbunches of bbbabies. You didn't have one, did you? EA: Uh...no. No babies for this girl - with ANYONE! DC: Angel, I think I love you. EA: Uh...I don't THINK so. You are one potent man. I don't even want to be in the same room with you right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piper 0 Posted October 12, 2008 EveAngelical wrote:Angel peeks in the front door of the mansion. She is confused as she hears the sounds of crying babies EVERYWHERE! EA: WTF happened here? I was only gone a little while. DC: Bbbbabies. Bbbbbunches of bbbabies. You didn't have one, did you? EA: Uh...no. No babies for this girl - with ANYONE! DC: Angel, I think I love you. EA: Uh...I don't THINK so. You are one potent man. I don't even want to be in the same room with you right now. :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie_addict16 0 Posted October 12, 2008 This thread could get very interesting. Will we need an explanation of how all these babies got here so fast? Hey EA, how are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 EA: Yeah, I know, DC. It smells like dirty diapers in here. Ewwww!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 Hi CA and Piper! Babies??!!!! You all made babies! They are such smelly, loud, demanding little .... things. I think I'll just go to my room and lock the door. This girl ain't changin' no diapers or burpin' no babies. Can't take a chance of getting spit-up on my soft smexy wings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 Here's Madison: And Dennis (such a Menace) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 EveAngelical wrote:Hi CA and Piper! Babies??!!!! You all made babies! They are such smelly, loud, demanding little .... things. I think I'll just go to my room and lock the door. This girl ain't changin' no diapers or burpin' no babies. Can't take a chance of getting spit-up on my soft smexy wings. What wings? There aren't any wings on your back?!!? DENNIS!!!! Did you shred Miss Eve's wings?!?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie_addict16 0 Posted October 12, 2008 I didn't expect them all to show up either, but I have to admit that some of them are really cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piper 0 Posted October 12, 2008 PP: Brooke, you forgot the babies stuff at the mansion... you need to come back there to piclk the diapers, cream, lotions, the babies clothes... BRO: Piper, the nursery is a mess !!! We don't have enough space, and the babies don't stop to arrive...like a epidemy !!! Master Cook, as EA told you... You're a potent man.. You need to control yourself ! Otherwise we will need another nursery sooner than you can think... DC: It's not my fault BRO, I gave anticonceptional pills to the SG, but they are always cheating me and don't take the pills so... we have this baby-boom-chaos ! How could I have peace to finish composing my songs and record my album !! At each baby that was born I'll need to sell more albuns to support them and their SG moms... BRO: Poor Master Cook !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 EA: Its too late for crying, DC; I suggest heavy drinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 huntwork wrote:EveAngelical wrote:Hi CA and Piper! Babies??!!!! You all made babies! They are such smelly, loud, demanding little .... things. I think I'll just go to my room and lock the door. This girl ain't changin' no diapers or burpin' no babies. Can't take a chance of getting spit-up on my soft smexy wings. What wings? There aren't any wings on your back?!!? DENNIS!!!! Did you shred Miss Eve's wings?!?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie_addict16 0 Posted October 12, 2008 huntwork wrote:EveAngelical wrote:Hi CA and Piper! Babies??!!!! You all made babies! They are such smelly, loud, demanding little .... things. I think I'll just go to my room and lock the door. This girl ain't changin' no diapers or burpin' no babies. Can't take a chance of getting spit-up on my soft smexy wings. What wings? There aren't any wings on your back?!!? DENNIS!!!! Did you shred Miss Eve's wings?!?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 EA: Hey! Don't give ME that face! I took my pills like the good little Angel I am. *bat bat* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prissy 0 Posted October 12, 2008 EveAngelical wrote: EA: Its too late for crying, DC; I suggest heavy drinking. Poor baby.If he knew it before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 I'm concerned about your parenting skills, DC. You shouldn't try and steal the soccer ball from this poor little boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 And don't take it out on the poor teddy bear; it is not YOURS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie_addict16 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Now that we have all these babies around I guess I can't blast DC's music anymore. I'll drive them around if you want though! Hm...maybe I've had too much sugar today. I can't be serious about anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 PrissyCOOKieBR wrote:EveAngelical wrote: EA: Its too late for crying, DC; I suggest heavy drinking. Poor baby.If he knew it before. Now you're catching on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piper 0 Posted October 12, 2008 DC: Piper could came here and take our kids to bed ?? I need to finish my recording work !!! If you don't come here now ... you know what would happen to you. Don't you ? PP: Ok Master !!! Ashley ... Noah... give Daddy a kiss.... You need go to sleep now... Don't cry... Daddy needs to work.. Master ...they don't want to leave you... What can I do ??? DC: You want to driving me crazy...ok ?? Bunch of crying babies... The Nanny is not here... I think my album will not get ready at November 18th... OMG !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 @Cookie_addict16 wrote:Now that we have all these babies around I guess I can't blast DC's music anymore. I'll drive them around if you want though! Hm...maybe I've had too much sugar today. I can't be serious about anything. THAT PIC WAS TOO DARN BIG!!! GRRRR!!! No driving, Callie! But the music ... if these are my kids, they want it CRANKED UP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie_addict16 0 Posted October 12, 2008 EveAngelical wrote:@Cookie_addict16 wrote:Now that we have all these babies around I guess I can't blast DC's music anymore. I'll drive them around if you want though! Hm...maybe I've had too much sugar today. I can't be serious about anything. No driving, Callie! But the music ... if these are my kids, they want it CRANKED UP! Callie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prissy 0 Posted October 12, 2008 @Piper wrote:DC: Piper could came here and take our kids to bed ?? I need to finish my recording work !!! If you don't come here now ... you know what would happen to you. Don't you ? PP: Ok Master !!! Ashley ... Noah... give Daddy a kiss.... You need go to sleep now... Don't cry... Daddy needs to work.. Master ...they don't want to leave you... What can I do ??? DC: You want to driving me crazy...ok ?? Bunch of crying babies... The Nanny is not here... I think my album will not get ready at November 18th... OMG !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 @Cookie_addict16 wrote:EveAngelical wrote:@Cookie_addict16 wrote:Now that we have all these babies around I guess I can't blast DC's music anymore. I'll drive them around if you want though! Hm...maybe I've had too much sugar today. I can't be serious about anything. No driving, Callie! But the music ... if these are my kids, they want it CRANKED UP! Callie? I mean .... CA! All of this crying has unnerved me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 All together now ............ AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie_addict16 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Aww, it's ok. *gives DC a big hug* They'll stop eventually. I have a feeling this could all end up as a bad dream somehow, unless we're going to keep the babies in the mansion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piper 0 Posted October 12, 2008 EveAngelical wrote:All together now ............ AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PP: Oh Master !!! That's your's and Eve's boy ??? He is so cute !!! You look like a very proud Daddy with your boy ! DC: Mine ?? No way !!! This kid is not my son !!! It's Eve baby, but is not my fault !!!! Maybe one the sofa-boys... I have a guess that MJ is the one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 @Piper wrote:EveAngelical wrote:All together now ............ AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PP: Oh Master !!! That's your's and Eve's boy ??? He is so cute !!! You look like a very proud Daddy with your boy ! DC: Mine ?? No way !!! This kid is not my son !!! It's Eve baby, but is not my fault !!!! Maybe one the sofa-boys... I have a guess that MJ is the one... EA: Oh noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its not MY baby! I am a good little pill taker. No babies for this girl! Proof is in the picture, DC. Its NOT a picture of ME holding a baby, after all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie_addict16 0 Posted October 12, 2008 They better not be any worse than the "baby simulator" I had to take care of last year. I wanted to murder the thing for not letting me sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 @Cookie_addict16 wrote:They better not be any worse than the "baby simulator" I had to take care of last year. I wanted to murder the thing for not letting me sleep. Welcome to parenthood. And it doesn't stop when they are older... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piper 0 Posted October 12, 2008 EveAngelical wrote:@Piper wrote:EveAngelical wrote:All together now ............ AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PP: Oh Master !!! That's your's and Eve's boy ??? He is so cute !!! You look like a very proud Daddy with your boy ! DC: Mine ?? No way !!! This kid is not my son !!! It's Eve baby, but is not my fault !!!! Maybe one the sofa-boys... I have a guess that MJ is the one... EA: Oh noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its not MY baby! I am a good little pill taker. No babies for this girl! Proof is in the picture, DC. Its NOT a picture of ME holding a baby, after all! PP: Master !!! Are you cheating us ?? EA is right.. It's you holding the boy... He is yours... Same big head !!! No doubt is a Cookie Baby ! DC: Okay ! I must confess you... It's my boy but I don't know who is the mom. She left him at the doorway with a message asking me and the SGs to take care of him... So that's it... Not enough SG's babies now I have a child with a girl I do not know who is. PP: Master... Don't punish me for this but... You are a very naughty boy... You've been making babies everywhere !!! Non-Stop ??? Maybe this boy is Billie Jean's ? And her kid is really your son ?? :lol!: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 But, Piper, he told us that the "kid is not my son". Would DC lie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2008 Piper's gonna get busted! Piper's gonna get busted!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie_addict16 0 Posted October 12, 2008 DC would NEVER lie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CallieOheartscook 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Well I would just like Master Cook to know, I never had that real baby...it was an uh project. Yeah. Because I am only 16 and Im too young to have a kid. Im out of my rebellious mood. Wow, I was only gone for a few hours and two pages already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 13, 2008 Worse! She's going to be made to *gasp* BABYSIT!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 13, 2008 @CallieOheartscook wrote:Well I would just like Master Cook to know, I never had that real baby...it was an uh project. Yeah. Because I am only 16 and Im too young to have a kid. Im out of my rebellious mood. Wow, I was only gone for a few hours and two pages already. Amen, sister! I'm 24 and too young to have a kid. And when I'm 44, I'll be saying I'm too ... something ... to have a kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 13, 2008 @Cookie_addict16 wrote:DC would NEVER lie! Like a rug! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 13, 2008 EveAngelical wrote:@Cookie_addict16 wrote:DC would NEVER lie! Like a rug! Ummm, okay, so he's all rolled up into this GIGANTIC ROLLED RUG? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 13, 2008 Hence the need for chloroform, rope, handcuffs and duct tape. Oops! Wrong thread!!! *EVILLAUGHIREALLYHAVETOPAYMOREATTENTION* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 13, 2008 NO...........Men would lie like rugs - about babies especially. OK, feeling a tinge cynical tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie_addict16 0 Posted October 13, 2008 @CallieOheartscook wrote:Well I would just like Master Cook to know, I never had that real baby...it was an uh project. Yeah. Because I am only 16 and Im too young to have a kid. Im out of my rebellious mood. Wow, I was only gone for a few hours and two pages already. Mine will only be projects too, since they can't be real. It's would be wierd anyway, not to mention illegal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 13, 2008 @Cookie_addict16 wrote:@CallieOheartscook wrote:Well I would just like Master Cook to know, I never had that real baby...it was an uh project. Yeah. Because I am only 16 and Im too young to have a kid. Im out of my rebellious mood. Wow, I was only gone for a few hours and two pages already. Mine will only be projects too, since they can't be real. It's would be wierd anyway, not to mention illegal. Don't forget to add "and a reallllllllllly bad idea" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookie_addict16 0 Posted October 13, 2008 That too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites