Speed camera

[RichardH 0]

Local Police stand at one end of a long sweeping bridge with a speed camera,
having been pulled over i was asked all the usual questions'
"what is your occupation sir"?
"I'm an Arsehole stretcher" I said
"Oh yeh, what's that then"
"well I start poking in a finger, then 2 then my hand, then both then I work at it till it's about 6 foot wide, officer"
" what the hell do you do with a six foot arsehole"? askes the officer.
" We give them a speed camera ans stand them on the other end of this bridge"!
Fine £60, saticefaction PRICELESS

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