Vets

[RichardH 0]

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the Golden Labrador and said " So why are you here ? "

The Golden Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, " So what’s the vet going to do ? "

" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Golden Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Golden Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ?"

The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."

" So what are they going to do to you ? " theGolden Lab inquired.

" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?"

" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. "Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."

The Black and the Golden Labs exchanged a sad glance and said," So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"

The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "

[fr499y 0]

wrong section but funny :P

[RichardH 0]

how the heck did I end up putting it there??
Dave/Stu, can you move it please ............. thanks

[Davehutch-hutchs 0]

Yes very funny ,and I have moved it m8 ,good job Stu didn't see it in the wrong place he would have gone mad

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