Subject: : Different views on life........

[Davehutch-hutchs 0]

WOMEN -
Two female friends are catching up:
- So, how was your evening last night?
- A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later.

And you?
- Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing stary sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful...

Husband’s version
Meanwhile, at the pub, the husbands are "networking"...:
- So, how was your evening last night?
- Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep. You?

- A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I
switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness.
Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out.
It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an ear-full... Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home. Once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these f#&*ing candles to avoid knocking everything down. I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and another one to come. In the end, I was so pissed off that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything and nothing...

[Macie_UK 0]

Brilliant

Quite true about different views though, for example my missus gets might annoyed that I rarely hoover the house, but I will gladly sweep/hoover/mop the garage floor. Clearly the answer to her moaning is to let me work on the bike in the living room

[fr499y 0]

@Macie_UK wrote:

Brilliant

Quite true about different views though, for example my missus gets might annoyed that I rarely hoover the house, but I will gladly sweep/hoover/mop the garage floor. Clearly the answer to her moaning is to let me work on the bike in the living room

ROFL!! never thought of it like that!

[Davehutch-hutchs 0]

@fr499y wrote:

@Macie_UK wrote:

Brilliant

Quite true about different views though, for example my missus gets might annoyed that I rarely hoover the house, but I will gladly sweep/hoover/mop the garage floor. Clearly the answer to her moaning is to let me work on the bike in the living room

ROFL!! never thought of it like that!

you will do once your married

[pugeyed 0]

@Macie_UK wrote:

Brilliant

Quite true about different views though, for example my missus gets might annoyed that I rarely hoover the house, but I will gladly sweep/hoover/mop the garage floor. Clearly the answer to her moaning is to let me work on the bike in the living room

i get away with it so whats the worst she could do!

[RichardH 0]

sooooooooooooooooo true

[lee1 1]

Heres a little tip when ya mrs goes out shopping,just before she gets back spray some polish round the house,she will think you have done some house work

[RichardH 0]

better still, in the winter spray it on the radiators, works a treat

[Davehutch-hutchs 0]

@lee wrote:

Heres a little tip when ya mrs goes out shopping,just before she gets back spray some polish round the house,she will think you have done some house work

and here is another , train them when you first meet them and they will do what you say you all pussy foot round too much

[RichardH 0]

@Davehutch wrote:

@lee wrote:

Heres a little tip when ya mrs goes out shopping,just before she gets back spray some polish round the house,she will think you have done some house work

and here is another , train them when you first meet them and they will do what you say you all pussy foot round too much

[Davehutch-hutchs 0]

ITCHY wrote:

@Davehutch wrote:

@lee wrote:

Heres a little tip when ya mrs goes out shopping,just before she gets back spray some polish round the house,she will think you have done some house work

and here is another , train them when you first meet them and they will do what you say you all pussy foot round too much

bloody hell thats what the beer does

[stantheman 0]

f**k em thats what i say

[Macie_UK 0]

....only if you buy them a new frock!

[goferit 0]