MEN ARE HAPPIER BECAUSE

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> >Men are just happier people.....what do you expect from such simple
> >creatures?
> >Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care
> >of themselves.
> >Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be
> >pregnant.
> >You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear No shorts to a
> >water park.
> >Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.
> >You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one
> >is just too icky.
> >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> >Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000 - Tux
> >rental $100.
> >People never stare at your chest when your talking to them.
> >The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.
> >New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
> >Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
> >tanks.
> >
> >A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. You can open all your own
jars.
> >
> >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> >If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
> >Your underwear is $8.95 for a pack of 3. 3 pair of shoes are more than
> >enough.
> >You almost never have strap problems in public.
> >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> >
> >Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle
> >lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and
> >neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides
> >your big hips. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one colour all season.
> >You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your
> >nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
> >growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
> >24th December in 25 minutes.
> >
> >No wonder men are happier. This to the women who can handle it and
> >to the men who will enjoy reading it.
> >
> >"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved
> >body, but,
> >rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out shouting 'whoo-hoo-what a
> > F' Kin' ride!!'.