Oldfart 0 Posted January 28, 2012 Due to her husbands restless sleeping a couple decided to try twin beds.One evening the couple fancied a bit of nooky, so the wife tiptoed across to her husbands bed. On her way she stubbed her toe on the bedside table. The husband said ' Ah bless, did my little angel stubb her toe. Let me make it better'After they had finished their liaison the wife was returning to her bed and on the way stubbed her toe again. The husband said 'Thats right break yer bloody neck then!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites