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Cannibal Restaurant



A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.


+Politician: Baked Labor or Grilled Green $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"




The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?


They're so full of sh*t, it takes all morning."

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