madsod 0 Posted February 11, 2012 Cannibal RestaurantA cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....+Tourist: $5.00+Broiled Missionary: $10.00+Fried Explorer: $15.+Politician: Baked Labor or Grilled Green $100.00The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?They're so full of sh*t, it takes all morning." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites