Oldfart 0 Posted August 6, 2013 A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette seesher boyfriend in a flower shop."Just great," the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend isin the flower shop buying me some flowers."The blonde responds, "Why is that a problem?"The brunette replies, "Because now he'll expect me to spend allweekend with my legs spread and my feet up in the air.""Why?" asked the blonde, "Don't you have a vase?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites