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Dr_TreeMan

Why is Server Down?

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Ill tell you why the server is down:

Onion was hungry, so he called for a pizza,
When the pizza came onion gave $5 as a tip for the delivery boy
After thanking like 2761x the boy left
When onion opened the box he was astonished
THEY FORGOT THE ONIONS, THE ONIONS

Onion ragequitted his house,
Instead of calling the pizzaguy he went to the casino,
He lost all of his money with blackjack (ALL IN FTW!!!)
he had to win, after gambling his wife, children, house, neigbours and underwear
He finally threw in his pc, what do you think? Yes, he lost

He only had 1 thing left, a pizza without onions
He went all in, he won, he finally won 24 cents
Now he thought he could win everything, so he went to a downtown alley
He was gonna play some russian roulette
The others cheated and putted in a full clip instead of 1 in the chamber

R.I.P. ONION, WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU

As you can see, I should not post on here after midnight
And nope I dont know what happened either

Sincerily,
WHOAMIAGAIN? (monkeys bite, HARD)

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We're too hot for the server. He had to close it for cooling issues. No, no, really!

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loololol eric and kev

eh,
as long as it comes back up.
If not we may have to substitute. :/

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Well, here's my rather premature theory on the situation,

See, the cause of Onions sudden demise is all Erics fault. because there was not enough onions around in the server. We FAILED people!
so he shut down the server, he's currently filling the area up with as many onions as he can possibly fit.
Meanwhile craft is helping him, but also infiltrating our bases.
Eric's there also, lap dancing for Onion. but that's private. I won't divulge any information on what Eric is doing there, you can count on me Eric! Smile <3

So, until the server is back up, we have to wait 2 days for Onion, Craft and Eric to make not so subtle changes.. :/

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Moufisto wrote:
Eric's there also, lap dancing for Onion. but that's private. I won't divulge any information on what Eric is doing there, you can count on me Eric! Smile <3


THAT'S TOO MANY ERICS. I actually ate all the onions that Onion planted. GET YOUR FACT STRAIGHT MATE.

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It's still down >.<, but i understand that having a whole server must be hard work, so (whoever the heck works on it) can take ur time (until i shoot you).

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Is this how someone coming off cigarettes feels? I'm checking the forum every 20 mins for a reason. T_T The world is ending..... Sad Sad Sad No No No No

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We should add the server status icon on the boards, because the tumblr is pretty much useless.

Oh and THE SERVER IS BACK ON, BABY!

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masteronion wrote:
We should add the server status icon on the boards, because the tumblr is pretty much useless.

Oh and THE SERVER IS BACK ON, BABY!


I'll just copy your source... If it doesn't work, BLAH.

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