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Anyone from the Forum going this year?? Got my ticket last week cant wait

A man and his wife went to the zoo. While walking past the gorilla compound they noticed a gorilla was staring at his wife with a hard on. Husband says to his wife "lift up your skirt and flash your knickers at him" the gorilla goes mental. "Now get your tits out!" tha gorilla goes f****ng berserk! The husband opens the cage and pushes his wife in. "Now try telling THAT fucker you've got a headache"

Thanks for the info Lee Didn't think of Herb, funny thing is I was chatting to him last year at the farmyard rally at the custom show. I'll have a look on his website

Yes! got them on already, it's mainly the engine casings Im concerned about

Im looking at spraying the chicken grips and the side engine covers as they are polished at the moment, but everytime I go out and they get wet they go a dull colour. It's hard work keeping them polished

Has anyone used Halfords Chrome spay paint? If so! how do you rate it.

thanks for the link

Got some polishing pads for my orbital sander the other day and now Im looking for a set of polishing bars, does anyone know the best place/website I can buy them. The cheaper the better

Got an email myself telling me the same thing

I've just emailed them asking how much longer do I have to wait for the gauge, probably shot myself in the foot here but it's only a gauge at the end of the day

Very nice job sir Made a fire surround 8 years ago out of 200 year pitch pine that I salvaged from roof timbers of a factory that was pulled down, wish I still had photo's of it. Didn't use any nails or screws, just dowelled housing joints and wood glue, it looked the dogs.

I know mate, no offence taken here. This is gonna go on for years to come. lol

WHAT!!!!! He's scratching hence itchy arse, couldn't think of anything better PS. no pun intended at you Itchy

(_!_) A regular arse (__!__) A fat arse (!) A tight arse (_*_) An arsehole (_O_) An arse thats been around (_x_) Kiss my arse (_X_) Leave my arse alone (_zzz_) A tired arse (_E=mc2_) A smart arse (_$_) Money coming out of his arse (_?_) A dumb arse (_#_) A fucked up arse (_._) Tight as a crabs arse (_ _) An itchy arse (_ _) A smacked arse (_ _) A hungry arse

I ordered mine a month on friday and still haven't got one yet

Since it started snowing all my wife has done is look through the f#cking window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in!

Not as sore as you might think mate, although filling up at the petrol station could be a bit painful

Funny !I recognise quite a few members here, well fancy that

Well! now the cats out of the tin I better come clean, YES, but the missus doesn't know yet. I re-sellotaped around the rim of the lid so she wouldn't find out BTW I thought I'd send Cadbury's an email to see what they would say, I got a reply Unfortunately they didn't offer me any free chocolate, tight Bar stewards. Anyway! here's their reply.. Thank you for contacting us concerning Cadbury new Roses Assortment. The new Roses Assortment incorporates a number of changes which aim to improve quality and appeal. Any change to our products is carefully researched to ensure that it appeals to as many people as possible. The decision to make changes is always taken carefully, being based on the results of extensive market research. Although reaction to the current Roses Selection is very positive, we appreciate that a product which is popular with some may not be so with others. We have made some changes to the mix, which could confuse some of our more loyal consumers who know the colour of the wrappers by heart. The changes were implemented to ensure that we were keeping the mix in line with our consumers' tastes by removing least preferred units and including more of their favourite units. In addition we have changed the wrappers and the shape of Caramel and Brazillian Darkness units. We constantly measure consumer reaction and this is one area in particular which we are monitoring very closely. We have noted your comments and they have been passed to the Marketing Manager concerned. We try very hard to ensure that the changes we make are received favourably and we are naturally concerned and sorry that you were unable to enjoy the new Assortment as we intended. Roses chocolates have changed in style and content almost every year since they were launched and the reaction has usually been very positive. I would like to apologise if the changes have spoiled your enjoyment of Cadbury Roses. I do hope that this email has helped to explain the reasons for the changes. Kind regards Jennie O'Neill Consumer Relations Department Cadbury are dedicated to delivering an exceptional standard of customer care, to match the high quality of our great-tasting chocolate. As part of this, we have recently joined a scheme called The WOW! Awards. These are the UK's only national award for customer service based purely on customer nominations, which is what made us so eager to participate.

What happened to the coffee creams you got in Roses, it was the only ones I went for in the tin and now they're gone OK! I know it's been a while since they where withdrawn from the Roses selection but I wish they'd just leave things as they are, gonna send Cadbury's a nasty email. I really need a beer

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