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clair a bell

I want some funny jokes please

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A couple of days ago i had an appointment at the hospital as i had a bad ear infection. When the dr did an ear test on me he found that since the infection i have lost 70% of my hearing in my left ear He told me ive got to have an operation on my ear and im really nervous.
Today im feeling a little worried and wondering about what will happen and i dont want to keep thinking or ill proberly end up talking myself out of going and just live with it but obviously i cant so i thought that maybe some of you might have some jokes that will makes me laugh at put that big smile back on my face and stop me thinking about whats to come Sad
Ill add some of my own soon (when i can think of them lol ).
Looking forward to reading whats to come. Please remember to keep all jokes clean please

Also just on another note, you dont need to give me any sympathy just yet, i will set a different thread up closer to the time for that

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so come of folks ...cheer me up

Tell us your funniest jokes, funny story ...anything...just keep it clean please

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How does the line go,again?!
"I can ban you if you like!"

Now that made my day!

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How about this?

Working on computers is like operating a submarine....

...open a window and the problems start. congratulations

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Tiddly Winks wrote:
How about this?

Working on computers is like operating a submarine....

...open a window and the problems start. congratulations


LMAO I like that Laughing

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Tiddly Winks wrote:
How about this?

Working on computers is like operating a submarine....

...open a window and the problems start. congratulations


LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

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I have the German version next to the computer. Smile I really love funny jokes like this.

When I was in college, I had comic strips all over the place.

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What are the last words of a Submarine captain?
This room needs some air.

What are the last words of mad scientinst?
Wonder what will happen when I mix this 2 liquids together.

Why does a Policman have 2 stones near the bed?
To turn off the light and check if he closed the window.

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