The Pie Shop

[Grumpyowl 0]

Old man walks past a shop and sees a sign.
Pies 50p, Wanks £1.
To his delight he walks in and sees a hot woman behind the counter.

He gets his £1 out, and asks,are you the one who does Wanks for a £1 ?
Yeah she replies with a Wink.

Well go and wash your hands you dirty Bitch ans fetch me 2 Pies.

[yankeedoodle 0]

[firehawk 0]

i'd have the 2 pies whilst having a wank

[lee1 1]