Guest Guest Posted December 8, 2010 The Tunnel --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi dude, an Australian guy, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his Kiwi cheek.The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.The Kiwi guy thinks: The Aussie bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.The Aussie thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that f&cking kiwi again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eddie 0 Posted December 8, 2010 old ones are the best , Share this post Link to post Share on other sites