Important Message for Children under 5

[Grumpyowl 0]

Dear Children,
Father Christmas is really Mum and Dad.

Love Wikileaks

[jezza 0]

our eldest asked us when he was 8 if there was a real santa so we told him there was not ,which he seemed happy with.
the problem started when he proceeded to tell all the kids at school there was really no santa and the parents put the presents under the tree.

[Guest Guest]

lies lies lies there is a santa

[Stue11 0]

Well done Grumpy youve spoilt my xmas now

[lee1 1]

I told my lad to be good the other week,or santa wont bring any presents

reply;dont be stupid dad,santa aint real

oh dear,little mini me looked under the tree,and all the presents were for me

[stantheman 0]

i told my mates son i could spoil his xmas ;he said i couldnt so i told him his dad was getting him a labrador puppy called max ;now if you dont get the pup youll be dissappointed and if you do get it ive spoilt the surprise ;little shit ;he didnt get it

[always1more 0]

LOL Stan

[RichardH 0]

I told my kids I was Santa and the tooth fairy
"don't be silly, the tooth fairy is a girl" was their reply.
Bless em

[bedfordbiker 0]

What? Are you telling me that Santa isn't real? :O
That's impossible - I see him at the shopping mall every year!