richee 0 Posted January 23, 2011 In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.A nurse noticed his predicament.Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of theButtons on the wall.'He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.Who would know if he touched them?He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.'What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.'The nurse replied, 'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your balls are under your pillow.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardH 0 Posted January 23, 2011 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpyowl 0 Posted January 23, 2011 dam you beat me to it I was going to post ths Share this post Link to post Share on other sites