one for Dave

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A tough looking biker was riding his 1200 Bandit when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

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[stantheman 0]

well you certainly cleaned that one up gaz are you gettin soft

[RichardH 0]

Brilliant . I can well imagion Stans' version

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