Chadatious 0 Posted March 25, 2011 • A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.• She proclaims, "I want to join your club." • The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.• The biker asks: "Do you have a motorcycle?" • The little old lady replies: "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway.• The biker asks: "Do you drink?" • The little old lady replies: "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."• The biker asks: "Do you smoke?" • The lady replies: "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day. I'm shooting pool." • Very impressed the biker asks: "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" • The old lady thinks for a minute and says: Nope, ... but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
