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Yellow frog

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Stick with it - the punch line is sublime !


> So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda
> pissed off because he doesn't like being yellow.
>
> Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads...
>
> He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing.
>
> Anyway... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. "Fairy
> godmother, please make me brown like the other toads," begs her. "I'm
> hacked off being so visible to predators. The stress is like, killing
> me, you know?"
>
> "Okay" says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and goes:
> "Abracapokus! You're brown!"
>
> The toad looks down and sees that he is brown ! Except..... for his
> weenie, which is still yellow.
>
> "Hang about lady," he says to the fairy godmother, "My pecker's still
> yellow!"
>
> "Yeah, well I don't do weenies," she says, "You'll have to go see the
> Wizard of Oz for that."
>
> "I know where he lives", says the toad and hops off on his way.
>
> There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As
> luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother (yes
> okay it's a coincidence, but it's true).
>
> "Fairy Godmother! You're just the person I need!" says the purple bear,
> "I can't pull any bearesses cos they don't want to be seen with me on
> account of the hunters. They can spot me from a mile off."
>
> Being a fairly nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand. "Oh
> for goodness sake, what is the matter with you lot round here. Why
> can't you just be content with the way you are!!!" she sighs. And with
> that, she then yells: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!"
>
> The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown. Except for his
> goolies, which remain purple.
>
> "Hold up sweetheart!", he says to the fairy godmother, "My goolies are
> still purple!"
>
> "Yeah, well I don't do those goolie things," she replies, "You'll have
> to go see the Wizard of Oz for that."
>
> "Well that's just dandy, innit?" the bear replies, "How the hell do I
> find the Wizard of Oz?"
>
> "Easy," says the fairy godmother as she flew off..........
>
> You know what's coming don't you ?
>
> You'll be sorry you ever gave me your email address after this.........
>
>
>
> She flew off, saying............................
>
>
>
>
>
> "Just follow the yellow-dick toad !!

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