karlo 0 Posted October 25, 2011 God visits a man & tells him he must give up smoking drinking & sex if he wants to go to heavenMan says he'll tryA week later God visits man to see how he's getting on"Not bad" says the man, "I've given up smoking & drinking but when my wife bent over the freezer I had to give her one from behind""They don't like that in heaven" replies GodThe man says "They're not too happy about it in Morrisons either"?!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
