kids and the sea

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1) This is a picture of an octopus.
It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)


2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)


3) If you are surrounded by sea you
are an Island . If you don't
have sea all round you, you are incontinent.
( Wayne age 7)


4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have
big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson . She's not my
friend no more. (Kylie age 6)


5) A dolphin breaths through an
arsehole on the top of its head.(Billy age


6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with
crabs. (Emily Burniston age 5)

7) When ships had sails, they
used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind
didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My
brother said they would be better off eating
beans (William age 7)

I like mermaids. They are
beautiful, and I like their shiny tails
How do mermaids get
pregnant?
(Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about
the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my
Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big
sister has just got pregnant,
so I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous.
Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to
live in caves under the sea where I
think they have to plug
themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)


11) When you go swimming in the
sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small. (Kevin age 6)


12) Divers have to be safe when
they go under the water. Two divers
can't go down alone, so they
have to go down on each other. (Becky
age


13) On holiday my Mum went
water skiing. She fell off when she was
going very fast. She says she
won't do it again because water shot up
her f*nny. (Julie age 7).

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i liked number 13

[stantheman 0]

when my eldest was 6 he had to write about bonfire night so he wrote gay f#cks blue up the howses of parliament i couldnt believe he could spell parliament

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@stantheman wrote:

when my eldest was 6 he had to write about bonfire night so he wrote gay f#cks blue up the howses of parliament i couldnt believe he could spell parliament

Can he spell it now you know what schools are like now days

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