goferit 0 Posted March 28, 2012 -- comes across an asian bloke in one of his fields, the man is scooping water from the stream with one hand and drinking it. The farmer says, "eyup me owd lad, tha wants to be careful, ther's sheep shit and all sorts in that water, tha'll kill thisen" The bloke replies, "I'm very sorry, could you speak more slowly please, I have not been in your country very long, I am from Pakistan" The farmer replies......slowly. "I said if you cup both hands together you will be able to drink faster" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites