joes harley

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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a "for sale" sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.

He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

"Well, it’s quite simple, really, " says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it’s going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don’t talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem, " he says. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation and leans over and kisses Sandra.

No one says a word.

So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

Still, nobody says a word.

So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom."She’s got a great body, " he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain.

Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that’s enough, I’ll do the f*cking dishes!"

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How do you make a woman scream after sex?



Wipe your willy on her curtains.

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Did you hear about the gay Pirate?He took it up the arrrrs

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Just got in and found my wife dead. So I decided to have sex with her one last time.Suddenly she opened her eyes and said "BOO!"Honestly some people are just fecking sick in the head

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chad

[Davehutch-hutchs 0]

@dick65 wrote:

chad

you tell him Dick the dirty little

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Sorry mummy Dick and daddy Dave

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@Davehutch wrote:

@dick65 wrote:

chad

you tell him Dick the dirty little

i reckon hes on the baileys Dave

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@dick65 wrote:

@Davehutch wrote:

@dick65 wrote:

chad

you tell him Dick the dirty little

i reckon hes on the baileys Dave

dont drink anymore

and thats a womans drink aint it, maybe that would explain the mummy dick?

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seeing how far ya can push ya luck chad

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Yeah they don't really have a ban button haha

Or am I wrong

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@Chadatious wrote:

Yeah they don't really have a ban button haha

Or am I wrong

Its not the ban button you should be worried about its stue hands around ya throat

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@Chadatious wrote:

Yeah they don't really have a ban button haha

Or am I wrong

i wouldnt bet on that chad

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@dick65 wrote:

@Chadatious wrote:

Yeah they don't really have a ban button haha

Or am I wrong

i wouldnt bet on that chad

Do it! i dare ya!

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@Chadatious wrote:

@dick65 wrote:

@Chadatious wrote:

Yeah they don't really have a ban button haha

Or am I wrong

i wouldnt bet on that chad

Do it! i dare ya!

make me

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Okay what's your password

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@Chadatious wrote:

Okay what's your password

ive got several

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sort code, account number, and pin should do it