madsod 0 Posted June 22, 2012 An octopus walks into a bar and says 'I can play ANY musical instrument you like!'An Englishman gives him a guitar and he plays it better than Hendrix.An Irishman gives him a piano, which he plays better than Elton.The Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes, and he fumbles around for about 10 minutes. The Scotsman says 'What's wrong? Can ye no play it?'The octopus replies 'Play it? I'm gonna **** her brains out, once I get her pyjamas off, !!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferit 0 Posted June 22, 2012 Funny Spat me coffee out---like, I had this mental picture Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
