madsod 0 Posted June 29, 2012 A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. His first job is to clear the fish pool of weeds.Whilst he is doing this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who'sboss, he bashes it with a spade.Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish byfeeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.Moving on to his second job of clearing out the Chimpanzee house, he isattacked by the chimps and pelted with coconuts.He swipes at two chimps with a spade, unfortunately killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eatanything...He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from SouthAmerican Bees.As soon as he starts gathering the honey he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and lashes out, killing many bees.By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions' cage, becauselions eat anything.Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo...he wanders over to anotherlion and asks, "What's the food like here?"......The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had Fish and Chimps withMushy Bees! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
