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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. His first job is to clear the fish pool of weeds.

Whilst he is doing this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who's
boss, he bashes it with a spade.

Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by
feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to his second job of clearing out the Chimpanzee house, he is
attacked by the chimps and pelted with coconuts.

He swipes at two chimps with a spade, unfortunately killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat

He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from South
American Bees.

As soon as he starts gathering the honey he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and lashes out, killing many bees.

By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions' cage, because
lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo...he wanders over to another
lion and asks, "What's the food like here?"
The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had Fish and Chimps with
Mushy Bees!

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