Chadatious 0 Posted August 22, 2012 why did the mexican throw his wife off the cliff?Tequila! --------------------------------What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Not a lot, they both hold stiffs except one's coming and the other is going. ---------------------------------Have you heard about the magic tractor??????? It turned into a field----------------------------------------------A man went to a doctor to have his dick enlarged. The particular procedure involved grafting a baby elephant’s trunk onto the end. Overjoyed, the man went out with his girlfriend to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man’s prick crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?" Suddenly, the prick came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don’t believe I saw what I think I just saw. . . can you do that again?" With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, "I’d like to, but I don’t think my @rse can take another crusty roll !" --------------------------------------Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. "Hey Ron, how long have you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
