Oldfart 0 Posted December 11, 2012 Little Robert comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores."Not yet," said the little Robert.His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal."How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks."Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?" NO PUSSY FOR A WEEK??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
