: Condom..

[madsod 0]

"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

"Nah.... She ain't that ugly."

[Oldfart 0]

Heard 'Boots' were selling condoms in packets of four to be one jump ahead of their competitors.


Wanted to buy some condoms. Bloke said 'have you tried boots'

I said 'yes, but it comes out of the lace holes!'

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