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Moufisto

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  1. then bobs an American and should be shot.


    Bob should feel some passion for his community is threatened by a collapse in players who can't afford to buy smp and therefore would have no reason to stay.

    I've gone around talking to different servers.
    According to some owners/admins, tobias doesn't actually intend to take classic down.
    Apparently there was an issue with Mc.net, and people have misinterpreted the situation.

    So uh.
    Chill on!

  2. Alright guys.
    I need you guys to cooperate and help me with this.

    http://twitition.com/m9pvs

    Make a twitter account, and sign it.
    step 1. Make twitter account.
    Step 2. Sign it.

    No viruses, no funny play, it's that simple.

    Why, you ask?

    http://forums.au70.net/index.php?/topic/3267-read-save-au70-galaxy/page__pid__24097__st__20#entry24097

    Cause that shit is gonna hit us sooner or later. I personally don't want classic dieing, so it's time to show those fuckers how much we want classic to stay.

    As for the poll, it's also going towards getting a news feed up on Minebook, to broadcast it further, we need 100 sigs there, pronto!

  3. Now, for this story; It will only work its magic on you if you imagine it all in play.
    Enjoy.

    As with most romantic stories, my big black cock presents it,
    As i was fapping to a dog peeing on a bench nearby, consuming my forbidden doughnut(s), I felt a strange sense of fate or destiny, or maybe, a 6th sense to what would unveil to be my happiest birthday Christmas dance ever.

    I was out in a park, practicing my karate on kittens, each one flying with poptart goodness at me
    as i slayed each one with my fist. Dat pussy didn't stand a chance against my hard throbbing fist of destiny.

    "YARRRR!!" I yelled, as i smashed the pussies, over and over again, like a pirate.
    Yes, that's right.. I am a Forum Pirate Captain on probation.. I had sailed across through the pacific Cacti Galaxy, unsure of my next move,
    waiting for fate's call.

    That sixth sense i mentioned before, was right. An invasions of hampsters suddenly came out of the sewers,
    thousands, sort of like candy?! - and i was surrounded along with my friend 'Tartpussies the Kittensmurf Slayer'.

    "Oh dear Tartpussies, we're surrounded!"
    "Yes Mouf i can see that >.>. .. ... meow."

    I grab an extra fist out of my pocket, good thing i had stocks on extra fists. The last two i had wore out, I had to replace them.
    I ready my fists, and Tartpussies readies its pussy.

    I wonder.. "How do you plan to fight them?"
    "Mmmmlick. Wink" it replied
    "Wait what? >_>" >.> Idunno

    So we engaged in a furious match against the hampsters, overflowing like a tidal wave, good thing my dick was bigger,
    i swooshed them all to the side with it and the blackness destroyed the town of jewbabies,
    The pussy licked the hampsters and they felt so good they fainted and stuff.

    "And stuff?" It asked
    "Well yeah, I don't want to tell them what else you do with that mouth >_> it's disgusting man."

    somethingsometh yeah ok i can't be fucked. I'll work on this later.




  4. So uh.
    I had a think about some things.
    I don't know if Eric was fucking around in the server when he express interest in my return,
    but that touched a nerve. Along with others asking anyway; I feel like coming back. For good, I mean.
    So.

    When I get back into MC (give it 2 weeks to a month)
    I'll be hanging out somewhere else as a Main,
    but I'll make sure to spend a lot of time on here too, as a secondary.
    *shrug* That place got me heart and soul, but yeah, I'll come back and do some builds and hang out.

    Surprised so uh.. Yeah. <3 we'll see what happens O.o
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