darthvader
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found at mini market near my house. -
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wah all show batmobile..great! -
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. They tried to make other arrangements, but the train was full and they were both very tired. They agreed to make the best of it for at least one night. There were two berths, and the man gallantly agreed to take the upper one.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you please reach into that closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she said. "Get your own **** blanket."
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i'm not a football fan but this is funny. -
errr abah xnak jual ke???hahaha
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same as sahama post juz in battle damage mode.. -
counter abah!hahaha -
dem u hassen!!so poison~!!! -
yang ni boleh tak??? -
ni apahal jadi beso lak ni!hahahaha
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hahahaha guna GPS da..ampun ye abah.. -
lek je jay ktorg memang mcm ni...hahahaha -
hahahaha man.u fans will butthurt for sure! -
flip wrote:chee keng hong wrote:errr...tak cantek!! I prefer "race Queen"!!
GT Japan Race Queen...?? nyam3...
eh! ni cte pasal gt race queen ni apa??bkak thread pasal awek HW cte pasal HW la..kata orang ceh!!!hahaha ko nak ajak aku berdebat ke apa?? -
awek hotwheels ni tak asyukk..awek super gt lagi asyuk..hemoh hemoh hemoh!!
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la aku baru perasan ada DD untuk aku rupanya...terima kasih la abam rgsukan.. -
me love it bebeh!!! -
oh men!! which part of jakarta and in what mall?? -
muahahahaha really makes my monday morning !! -
gud luck dewd.. -
hahahahaha u keep counting...this is for u zoom...
-Top Ten Bad Things About Having A Summer Time Share With Darth Vader-
10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his.
9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.
8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.
7. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."
6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine.
5. For once he could use Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.
4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.
3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."
2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.
1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression. -
stingray look yummy!!!thinking of make it loose!yeay!!
WHO's THE BOSS? PENDEKAR MUSTANG
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