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  1. flip wrote:
    darthvader wrote:
    dem u jay!!hahahaha aku dapat masa tu pun si flip ni kasi la!hahahha abis ko ingat mana datang bihun tu..??spesel weh.hahaha

    flip:apsal lak 3 minggu,ala aku xdpt kasi dkt malaysia.nanti dkt luar malaysia pun boleh..di awangan ke apa ke..hahahahaha memang xle lari la kiranya..hahaha


    bihun cap kelapa laut afrika tuuuuuuu.... hehehehe...

    wan.. hahahahhaa.. mana ley wei.. basi dah.. hehehehe.. tp aku suka idea last ko tu... di awangan.. kita wat foam party dlm flight ngan stewardess2 nnt.. amacam..?? Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil


    dem yang aku kena tu pun da basi sehari pe..hahahaha hah xda2!! aritu aku ckp jgn kena gak..seb bek ade geng..hahahaha kali ni aku mau kawtim dgn panjang..aku kena ritu dkt stadium ramai2 dgn pengumuman dek dj ditonton ratusan manusiakan..aku xleh lupa la sbab happening gle..aku nak bwat dkt *TET* supaya ko xlupa!!hahahahahahahahahahaha Twisted Evil

  2. dem u jay!!hahahaha aku dapat masa tu pun si flip ni kasi la!hahahha abis ko ingat mana datang bihun tu..??spesel weh.hahaha

    flip:apsal lak 3 minggu,ala aku xdpt kasi dkt malaysia.nanti dkt luar malaysia pun boleh..di awangan ke apa ke..hahahahaha memang xle lari la kiranya..hahaha

  3. flip wrote:
    darthvader wrote:
    xkan dok umah je kan???kan??kan??ada bran kuar rumah la....


    duk umah je... rehat2.... meh la adiahkn satu hw custom dr hasil tgn ko... hehehehehehe...


    apa barang custom..aku kasi yang lagi baik dari custom..meh2... Twisted Evil

  4. -Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

    -Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

    -Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

    -Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

    -Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.

    -Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

    -Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

    -The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
    The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

    -Chuck Norris once stared at the sun for hours... the sun then blinked.

    hahahaha me love chuck jokes!! Laughing


  5. Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t **** with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

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    Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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