Platinvm 0 Posted April 2, 2009 the guitar strings will snap and the paint is made from pure lead and mercury...so it'll kill you =P I wish for a chrome mobile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glow88 0 Posted April 2, 2009 awww..! LOL..! hmmm! mobile..@@ vibration ..radiation..! hmmm use it too much can make u go deaf easily!! and definitely...its dangerous..! haha lot of ppl always say mobile phone will cause cancer@@ *duno true not* but haha..mobile..got explosion happen everywhr..! i wish for a toilet roll~!! LOL!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Min_Hay 0 Posted April 2, 2009 the toilet roll is actually sand paper.... OUCHIES I wish for a plain shelf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hrnpotter 0 Posted April 2, 2009 But you keep your ultra rare jack o lantern set on it and the shelf collapses, smushing the pumpkins as well I wish for a Cyclops couch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stankbot 0 Posted April 2, 2009 Cyclops couch r u crazy man..the eye is Darth Vader it was the only thing that didn't get burned by the lava. and he cries all night for his queen. what i really really want is a Rudolf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hrnpotter 0 Posted April 2, 2009 It wouldn't be that great when it starts kicking you I wish for a Stainless Steel Toilet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glow88 0 Posted April 2, 2009 hmm i think stainless steel toilet, when u use it...LOL *sit on it* its cold!! LOL..it will freeze u man! u wun wana use it! trust me...! heated ones are better LOL i wish for a princess telephone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Platinvm 0 Posted April 2, 2009 Pink = poison, so the phone will poison your ear...don't want that now do you? =P I wish for a white jacuzzi =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glow88 0 Posted April 2, 2009 since when pink is poision!! i tot black is !! LOL dun even think of white jacuzzi...! u stay inside....u will die..! the water inside in will kill u...LOL...tis time its 100% sure its poisonous...! i wish for a coffee maker! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasper1 0 Posted April 3, 2009 glow88 wrote:since when pink is poision!! i tot black is !! LOL dun even think of white jacuzzi...! u stay inside....u will die..! the water inside in will kill u...LOL...tis time its 100% sure its poisonous...! i wish for a coffee maker! But the coffee maker is old and by the time the coffee brews you are late. I wish for a mummy doll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glow88 0 Posted April 3, 2009 mummy doll will come alive and haunt u at midnite..! scary......! i wish for a perfume bottle! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irshandy 0 Posted April 3, 2009 the liquid contained in the perfume bottle isn't a perfume actually. it is a water taken from the sacred island far in the east.. and it smells good only for an hour!! then the smell will become very-very bad and it will never gone!! and you will be disoriented forever... i wish for.. butterfly chimes!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riesey 0 Posted April 3, 2009 But these butterflies undergo reverse metamorphosis, they start as butterflies and grow into ugly caterpillars! I wish for an Easter egg! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stankbot 0 Posted April 3, 2009 the Easter eggs are alien eggs that hatch face huggers..need i say more i wish i had a piano Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riesey 0 Posted April 4, 2009 ......and the piano comes with a free sinister ghost I wish for Elf Mittens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kedra 0 Posted April 4, 2009 Elf mittens turn into "The Claw" when you wear them and develop a mind of their own. They will make you do hideous things and you will wind up getting arrested I wish for a Turkey Doll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stankbot 0 Posted April 4, 2009 the turkey dolls brother was eaten by you, he wants revenge!! i would like a pink mobile Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kedra 0 Posted April 5, 2009 The pink mobile is really just cotton candy in disguise and will get all stuck in your hair and you will end up shaving your head to get rid of it!! I wish for a Piggy Doll! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dreams come true 0 Posted April 6, 2009 But the piggy was died of obesity. I wish for an old clock! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaiamaiden 0 Posted April 6, 2009 The old clock is too old, it doesnt have a beautiful chime anymore so it just lets out this bang when its strikes the hour i wish for a BUNNY DOLL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaMaShiShi 0 Posted April 6, 2009 Ummm, the thing about bunnies is—cute as they are—they multiply. And rather quickly. So rather than just getting one bunny doll, you are setting yourself up for an entire colony of forever multiplying rabbits... and they will ask you for carrots, all the time, and you will spend all your hard earned coins buying carrots to feed your kingdom of hares, who after being fed only carrots, and sparingly at that, since you are always running out of coins, they've become rather aggressive creatures, and very unhappy. You end up having to pay the humane society to take them away so you can once again live peacefully, but forever in debt to the mayor, who confiscated your house and everything in it. You now live under one of the pink trees, drink from the fountain and try to bum food from pets in the cafe. I wish for a rocket lava lamp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GG 0 Posted April 6, 2009 The rocket lava lamp will erupt like a volcano when you switch it on and fill your house with red hot lava....then it will take off to a distant planet! I wish for the pink lips Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaMaShiShi 0 Posted April 7, 2009 The pink lips will be the most comfortable couch you have ever owned, but will need constant care with the luxuriously extravagant Precious Pink Lip Balm, not available in stores, through Mary Kay or any other cosmetic outlet on this planet. You will discover the only rare source of Precious Pink Lip Balm to be in a distant galaxy only accessible via Rocket Lava Lamp... which as we now know "will erupt like a volcano when you switch it on and fill your house with red hot lava". So sorry. I wish for a princess picnic blanket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Platinvm 0 Posted April 7, 2009 The princess picnic blanket is just a marketing ploy to make you spend your hard earned coins...it's just a plain rug painted pink...so a total waste of your money (and it falls apart as soon as you sit on it)... I wish for a MILLION chocolate bunnies...and if they melt, perfect, then I can lick up all the chocolate...hehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaMaShiShi 0 Posted April 7, 2009 A MILLION chocolate bunnies, melted or not, you will have no self-control whatsoever and you will eat the chocolate bunnies not one by one, but by the handful (or slurpful)... and you will have a tummy ache for an entire year, and throughout that time there will be a song constantly running through your head 'the bunny, the bunny, oooh I ate the bunny' by Veggie Tales, a perfectly likeable song, but not constantly for a year! (I don't want some pickles, I don't want some honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny...) I wish for panda slippers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GG 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Once you wear the panda slippers you will nver be able to take them off and they will start growing and growing until your entire body is covered in a panda suit which you will have to wear for the rest of your life :-) I wish for a princess bed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stankbot 0 Posted April 7, 2009 the princess bed..im sorry to bad for you all sold out, there were only a few made for the well.. how can i say this nicely...umm the princesses and ur not 1 of them. besides some were defective wasn't enough peas to go around to put under the mattress. i wish for a OMG painting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Platinvm 0 Posted April 7, 2009 the OMG painting is a total rip-off of the famous painting by "what's his name" (can't think of it right now...lol)...so if you're found in posession of it you'll be charged with posession of forged items an thrown in jail for 30yrs. =P I wish for a chocolate egg surprise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaMaShiShi 0 Posted April 8, 2009 and surprised you will be, when you discover that it's not chocolate, and it's not an egg... but really a candy-coated rodent or fowl, depending on which surprise pops out... i'd be on the lookout for symptoms of parvovirus or avian influenza, as that candy coating likely had some animal droppings on it... I wish for the daffodil dress Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ivy123 0 Posted April 9, 2009 daffodil dress maybe a pretty yellow but it turns ur face reali blue. :affraid: i wish for a jester doll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stankbot 0 Posted April 9, 2009 jester doll cute on the outside, ugly on the inside. made from worms and beetles just ready to explode all over ur nice white carpet yuk, and the smell ewwwww. hmm red ninja suite would be nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kedra 0 Posted April 9, 2009 Except the red ninja suit is no ordinary suit. It turns you into the devil and you slowly go insane I wish for a seedling doll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stankbot 0 Posted April 9, 2009 Kedra wrote:Except the red ninja suit is no ordinary suit. It turns you into the devil and you slowly go insane I wish for a seedling doll that might not be that bad lol oh it's cut that doll but once u give it water!!! worse then gremlins. i want the telescope Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GG 0 Posted April 10, 2009 but the telescope is really a teleporter in disguise. Once you look through it you will get teleported into distant remote space and never come back. I wish for a jungle bed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Platinvm 0 Posted April 10, 2009 The jungle bed is what it is...a jungle...you'll get lost in the vines and then something will come out and swallow you whole.... I wish for a baby seal...hehe...I heard they make great coats...lol (j/k) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kedra 0 Posted April 10, 2009 Baby Seals are not what they seem. At night when you are asleep they come "Pet clubbing" and will club your pet to death!!! I wish for a Bird table (ps I lol'd at the Seedling Doll growing into a gremlin) xx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaMaShiShi 0 Posted April 10, 2009 Bird house? Messy messy messy... scattered seeds everywhere, and bird droppings everywhere you step. Yuk! I wish for a cuckoo clock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stankbot 0 Posted April 10, 2009 cuckoo clock!!!! that's exactly what it was intended for every hour on the hour its sounds slowly makes you cuckoo!! i wish for a washing machine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaMaShiShi 0 Posted April 11, 2009 the washing machine is not energy efficient nor eco friendly - it has three cycles, hot, hotter, and hottest. everything you put in it shrinks and the warranty is only good for a week. everything that goes in white, comes out pink. i wish for boxing gloves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GG 0 Posted April 11, 2009 once you put on the boxing gloves, you will automatically start boxing yourself till you are knocked out cold! LOL I wish for the dolphin doll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kedra 0 Posted April 11, 2009 The dolphin is really an alien in disguise and will turn your brain into mush and push it out through your nostrils like the Ancient Egyptians used to do. Therefore zombiefying you for all of eternity! I wish for a Pet Society that actually loads! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve391242 0 Posted April 11, 2009 OMG,being evel...I am really good at this!!!<3 It actually loads,the problem is only yours because you are banned for insulting the other players...I wish for a black hat for my pet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kedra 0 Posted April 11, 2009 A black hat will make you look emo and you will wind up slitting your wrists in desperation! I wish for a jungle bed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaMaShiShi 0 Posted April 11, 2009 the jungle bed is infested with termites and other creepy crawlies. you won't get much sleep. i wish for a lamp post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ivy123 0 Posted April 13, 2009 the lamp post will get too hot and burn your whole hse dwn (*opps ) i wish for a seedling doll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stankbot 0 Posted April 14, 2009 seedling doll again...don't, I repeat DON'T give it water!!! Remember the Gremlins movies.....worse then this!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaMaShiShi 0 Posted April 14, 2009 what do you wish for stankbot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stankbot 0 Posted April 14, 2009 opps forgot that part lol...i wish for a red hot juke! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XRagdollX 0 Posted April 15, 2009 Kedra wrote:Except the red ninja suit is no ordinary suit. It turns you into the devil and you slowly go insane I wish for a seedling doll :O Is THAT what happened to Samael? *has new blackmail material now* MaMaShiShi wrote:the washing machine is not energy efficient nor eco friendly - it has three cycles, hot, hotter, and hottest. everything you put in it shrinks and the warranty is only good for a week. everything that goes in white, comes out pink. i wish for boxing gloves. XDDDDDDDDD This one really made me crack up. My Bf accidentally dyed my white pharmacy lab coats pink when he washed them with my red velour blanket. stankbot wrote:opps forgot that part lol...i wish for a red hot juke! See the problem with the Red Hot Jukes is that....they're exactly that.....Red Hot....you can't touch them to turn them on or off or switch tracks without incurring 3rd degree burns. That's a trip to the ER I wouldn't want to make. ;DI wish for..... A Royal Gold Chandelier. >:} C'mon.....hit me with a GOOD one guys...I need a laugh. I don't wanna see anything lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stankbot 0 Posted April 15, 2009 not the chandelier!! i heard from a friend that her cousins, brother-in-law's great aunt marriage started to fall apart after they bought it. she feed him pate made of his dog and then they she was killed by the chandelier. that chandelier is know as the war of the roses...but don't worry nothing will happen to you, i hope i wish for a pink Xmas tree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
