mrs as got the ravin ump

[streetfighter 0]

Mrs has got the ravin ump wiv me. It's all because I cleaned my bike well its not that its wot I used,   we've all got old Tshirts but I neva wanted to use 1 of them I wanted 2 use something softer so after drying it off I went indoors and got 1 of the pink towels and used that 2 put the brasso pn all me shiny bits my alloy came up lovely can't see wot the problem is she has another 5. Buffed up nice also done the paint wiv polish towel done a great job, I said to her can do the car if u want she told me 2 piss off, I thought thats nice I hate doin the car but I offered now she won't talk 2me don't no if that's a good thing or a bad thing, I jus told her to get on wiv it I only done to my bike wot I would do after having a shower apart from using the polish and the buffing only the drying well she ain't impressed.      

[Davehutch-hutchs 0]

they do get the ump over the daftest things

[haveugot1 0]

I cut her best bed sheets to polish mine she said i was going to use them for othe things as she'd bought new.
Bike does'nt half shine

[maxnod 0]

After sex, try wiping your d*ck on the curtains and see what happens




or is it just me?

[Grumpyowl 0]

@maxnod wrote:

After sex, try wiping your d*ck on the curtains and see what happens




or is it just me?

thats not very nice you should wipe it on her back