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things that should be banned

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1. That horrible tar/gravel s**t they seem to love putting down as a road surface these days,I'm convinced they only put it down on roads we like to ride on to slow us down or make us go somewhere else.

2.Those f*****g stupid petrol pumps with the retracting hoses,who the hell thought of that one,I would love to see them try to fill 2 bikes up like I have to,without damaging a bikes tank or squirting petrol all over the place like I did today.

3.Jeremy Paxton... just dont like the dude..

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censored in the gym who throw the weights around and leave the bloody bars loaded up.... O yeh and Brussel sprouts... Laughing

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old people in sainsburys.

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@airlock wrote:
old people in sainsburys.


alot only go there in winter to keep warm!

and i know one............. cages aka cars Smile

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50mph limit where its not needed

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small peeps driving cars, when their eyes are just two inches above the steering wheel

marmite

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1 Men who think they are fooling us with there come overs, just given your bald smack

2 socks with f@~@:g sandles whats the point smack

3 folk who drive 40 in a 60 then 50 through a 30 smack

4 folk who think they are hard when theyve had a drink, but when confronted when sober they cry Sad

5 caravans Laughinghide

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@Stue11 wrote:
1 Men who think they are fooling us with there come overs, just given your bald smack

2 socks with f@~@:g sandles whats the point smack

3 folk who drive 40 in a 60 then 50 through a 30 smack

4 folk who think they are hard when theyve had a drink, but when confronted when sober they cry Sad

5 caravans Laughinghide
I do all of them lol!

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Twin shock Bandits
Ice cream vans
Petrol lawn mowers on castrol R

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censoredin the gym who throw the weights around and leave the bloody bars loaded up.... O yeh and Brussel sprouts... Laughing

agreeTwisted Evil

ITCHY wrote:
small peeps driving cars, when their eyes are just two inches above the steering wheel

marmite


agree

Speedcameras fighting .


Cheers Maveric

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Horses on main roads, who,s rider cant control them.
If it doesnt like cars dont take it a walk on the censored a6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thought of another one................................ maroon bandits Laughing

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@Stue11 wrote:
1 Men who think they are fooling us with there come overs, just given your bald smack

2 socks with f@~@:g sandles whats the point smack

3 folk who drive 40 in a 60 then 50 through a 30 smack

4 folk who think they are hard when theyve had a drink, but when confronted when sober they cry Sad

5 caravans Laughinghide
agree

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@Stue11 wrote:

socks with f@~@:g sandles whats the point smack

Haha I did that today, purely to annoy the missus. The point dear chap, is to keep ones tootsies at a temperature between feet in trainers and bare feet in sandals thumbs

@Stue11 wrote:
3 folk who drive 40 in a 60 then 50 through a 30 smack

Agreed x lots.

Erm, what else can we ban....

1. Ban anyone that appears on Jeremy Kyle style shows from voting thumbs
2. Ban soaps and reality TV shows unless broadcast between the hours of 2AM to 5AM.
3. Ban uniform-wearing schoolkids from having their shirts untucked.
4. Ban valve adjustment by shims, returning everything to locknut and thread type adjusters like GPz500s or old OHV Ford engines. This one *may* have been prompted by just coming in from the garage having checked the clearances on small child's ZX6R and finding they are miles out head banghead bang
5. The more I think about this, the more I realise that a complete list would be very very long.....

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forgot this one. pidgeons,f*****g stupid birds, theyve got millions of acres of countryside to live in but they prefer to sit in the road waiting for me to turn up then they fly up and nearly t**t me in the face.

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@firehawk wrote:
thought of another one................................ maroon bandits Laughing

DAVE... BAN HIM!!! us Maroon Lesbien riding Banditos have to make a stand m8, Laughing

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DAVE... BAN HIM!!! [/size] us Maroon Lesbien riding Banditos have to make a stand m8, Laughing


Maroon? I thought it was British Leyland Damask Red that they had left over from Marinas fofl

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@Macie_UK wrote:
Ban soaps and reality TV shows


reminds me of a cup my dad got for his bday..

Reality TV - The only reality is tv is rubbish!

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@firehawk wrote:
thought of another one................................ maroon bandits Laughing

DAVE... BAN HIM!!! us Maroon Lesbien riding Banditos have to make a stand m8, Laughing


@Macie_UK wrote:
DAVE... BAN HIM!!! [/size] us Maroon Lesbien riding Banditos have to make a stand m8, Laughing


Maroon? I thought it was British Leyland Damask Red that they had left over from Marinas fofl

I will ban both of them Rob with that silly talk lol!lol!

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@Davehutch wrote:
@firehawk wrote:
thought of another one................................ maroon bandits Laughing

DAVE... BAN HIM!!! us Maroon Lesbien riding Banditos have to make a stand m8, Laughing


@Macie_UK wrote:
DAVE... BAN HIM!!! [/size] us Maroon Lesbien riding Banditos have to make a stand m8, Laughing


Maroon? I thought it was British Leyland Damask Red that they had left over from Marinas fofl

I will ban both of them Rob with that silly talk lol!lol!

Good man, blaspheming at the shrine of the maroon Bandit god indeed.... thumbs

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@Davehutch wrote:
@firehawk wrote:
thought of another one................................ maroon bandits Laughing

DAVE... BAN HIM!!! us Maroon Lesbien riding Banditos have to make a stand m8, Laughing


@Macie_UK wrote:
DAVE... BAN HIM!!! [/size] us Maroon Lesbien riding Banditos have to make a stand m8, Laughing


Maroon? I thought it was British Leyland Damask Red that they had left over from Marinas fofl

I will ban both of them Rob with that silly talk lol!lol!
I would have just hit the big red button after that comment dave LaughingLaughingLaughing

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