firehawk 0 Posted August 14, 2011 Did Phillip fart?..and he probably does all the time. What the heck, he's almost ninety,and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to!The really important question?Did Philip Fart?The expressions are priceless!Look at the Queen's face!A fart is a pleasant thing,It gives the belly ease,It warms the bed in winter,And suffocates all the fleas.A fart can be quiet,A fart can be loud,Some leave a powerful,Poisonous cloud.A fart can be short,Or a fart can be long,Some farts have been knownTo sound like a song. A fart can createA most curious medley,A fart can be harmless,Or silent and deadly.A fart might not smell,While others are vile,A fart may pass quickly,Or linger a while.A fart can occurIn a number of places,And leave everyone thereWith strange looks on their faces.From wide-open prairie,To small elevators,A fart will find all ofUs sooner or later.But farts are all bad,Is simply not true-We must never forget.......Sweet old farts like you!Kinda brings a tear to your eye – doesn’t it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davehutch-hutchs 0 Posted August 14, 2011 I love the royal family but looks like he may have Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
