3 OLD MEN. ---- (Yet to test what humour you people like / dislike??) try this to start with..

[goferit 0]

60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."


"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"



"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[Davehutch-hutchs 0]

think you will get on fine here m8

[Chadatious 0]

[RichardH 0]

I think I've started early

[dick65 0]

[pugeyed 0]

[Stue11 0]

[BanditMike 0]

I think you've judged that about right