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[Oldfart 0]

I went to a fancy dress party the other night. I took the battery off my bike and wore a red crash helmet. They said what have you come as. I said ' a vibrator'

and one for the oldies

I went to a fancy dress party with a piece of sandpaper wrapped round my todger. They asked 'who are you?' I said 'Dick Emery!'

[2catz 0]

very funny, i like the dick emery one i think im showing my age knowing who he is.lol

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[madsod 0]

[streetfighter 0]

very good like it

[cpt_pants 0]