madsod 0 Posted January 11, 2012 Wee Johnny jumps on a bus & sits behind the driver. He starts chanting at the top of his voice "If ma Mammy was a cow & ma Daddy was a bull then I'd be a calf. If ma Mammy was a ewe & ma Daddy was a ram, then I'd be a lamb. If ma Mammy was a mare & my Daddy was a stallion then I'd b a foal." The driver was gettin pissed off & said to Johnny "And if ur Mammy was a whore & ur Daddy was a wanker, what would you be.?" Johnny said "A fu*ken bus driver..!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
