What a Phonecall

Grumpyowl · February 16, 2012

Hi sweetheart++

this is daddy++

is mummy near the phone++

no daddy she's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Paul++

++AFTER A BRIEF PAUSE++

daddy says++

but sweetheart you havn't got an uncle paul++

Oh yes i do and he's upstairs in the bedroom right now with mummy++

++AFTER A BRIEF PAUSE++

UH er OK++

now this is what i want you to do,
put the phone on the table++

then run upstairs,++
knock on the door and shout to mummy that daddys car has just pulled up on the drive++

OK daddy just a minuete++

a few minuetes later she comes back to the phone++

I DID IT DADDY++

and what happened sweetheart ++

Well mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on started running round and screaming++

Then she tripped over the cat hit her head on the dressing table and is laid on the floor and isn't moving++

Oh my god sweetheart what about your uncle paul++

He also jumped out of bed with no clothes on,
He was very scared and jumped out of the bedroom window and into the swimming pool.

But i guess he didn't know you drained the water out last week to clean the pool.

He's lying in the bottom of the pool and i think he's dead++

++long pause++

++longer pause++

++even longer pause++

++then daddy says++

++swimming pool is this 0878-562872++

++no ithink you have the wrong number++