Oldfart 0 Posted March 2, 2012 My ex-wife asked me one breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" I declined. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she asked me if I would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" I declined. "The Viagra," he says, "Its really spoiled my need for food." Come dinnertime, she asks if I want anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" I decline again. "No," I say, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry." "Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
